So, an Arse free weekend looms as we have to wait until Monday night before we take on Wigan. Under normal circumstances, it's frustrating, but because the two Merseyside club are set to kick lumps out of each other due to the fact Martin Atkinson is refereeing their FA Cup semi-final, we've got something to entertain us while we rest those slightly weary legs.

Model professional We hope this doesn't spell the end of Chris Smalling's fledgling Manchester United career. OTP has seen the pattern before: young starlet starts doing slightly effeminate photoshoots and then BAM! Fergie kicks a boot at your head and you're on your way to Real Madrid. Smalling has risked those outcomes to don eye [.