By Chris Wright

In which, shortly before scoring the winning penalty in Man City's at-the-buzzer victory over Tottenham yesterday afternoon, Mario Balotelli for reasons unknown quite obviously rakes his studs down Scott Parker's Tibetan Fox face...

Not our Mario's finest moment.

By Chris Wright

Yesterday, UEFA saw fit to fine Porto the princely sum of €20,000 for their fans aiming monkey chants at Mario Balotelli not so very long ago roughly half the even princely-er sum they charged Arsene Wenger (let alone the three-game ban) for having the nerve to question a few refereeing decisions.

TweetHooker Jenny Thompson has revealed that sex with Mario Balotelli was far better than sex with Wayne Rooney and the Italian outdoes Rooney in the bedroom! Thompson famously had a threesome with Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney prior to England's disastrous World Cup 2010 campaign. Most recently the hooker became the talk of the back, [.

TweetMario Balotelli is once again the subject of red-top front pages after young waitress Lauren Thorne revealed that the Manchester City striker harangued and stalked her! 19-year-old Lauren Thorne has gone public on just how Balotelli, 21, followed her home, pestered her for a date and bored her with sanguine football talk but ultimately [.

25.02.2012 - El gol de Mario Balotelli para Manchester City (1-0 vs Blackburn ) fue dedicado. El ghanés se levantó su camiseta y dejó leer la dedicatoria que llevaba abajo: "RAFFAELLA TI AMO".
Se trata de Raffaella Fico (21), la napolitana surgida de la versión italiana de Gran Hermano que se hizo popular por ofertar su virginidad a cambio de 1 millón de euros.

25.02.2012 - El gol de Mario Balotelli para Manchester City (1-0 vs Blackburn ) fue dedicado. El ghanés se levantó su camiseta y dejó leer la dedicatoria que llevaba abajo: "RAFFAELLA TI AMO".
Se trata de Raffaella Fico (21), la napolitana surgida de la versión italiana de Gran Hermano que se hizo popular por ofertar su virginidad a cambio de 1 millón de euros.

Her rumoured former fling once supposedly spoke of his super sized sexual adventures, so it was only a matter of slow-news time until Raffaella Fico (Mario Balotelli's current girlfriend) spoke out about her own partner preferences.

La Gazzetta dello Sport originally reports:

"Apart from Balotelli, I've only been with Cristiano Ronaldo.

TweetMario Balotelli is once again the talk of the back pages after it was revealed that he slept with hooker Jenny Thompson who once had a threesome with Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney. Sigh...can this man ever stay out of the headlines? Well, seemingly not and now news has emerged that Mario Balotelli had a [.

Balotelli's foul on Song would you like a signed cast with that? - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

During the Arsenal v Manchester City game yesterday two players' careers at their clubs were almost ended.

Alex Song, who miraculously avoid breaking his led after Balotelli's foul, and Balotelli himself, who should have been sent of for that foul early in the first half and was then eventually sent off in injury time, prompting Mancini to say that he doubts Balotelli will play for City again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGKr2S3J4k&feature=player_detailpage You simply can't keep that man out of the news. And whilst Balotelli's principal effect in Manchester City's game against Spurs was to gain and score the injury time winner from the penalty spot, Super Mario gained some of the controversy that seems to follow him around.

There could not be a more fitting match-winner yesterday than Mikel Arteta, who fired in a glorious late winner from long range to beat moneybags Manchester City at the Emirates Stadium.

While Arsenal lost big names in Fabregas and Nasri last summer the latter, importantly, going to City the comparibly modest Arteta was brought in from Everton in the final hours of the summer transfer window.

As Euro 2012 approaches, Italian striker Mario Balotelli has made the news because of his reasonable response to the potential racist atmosphere in Poland and the Ukraine and now he's featured in the new Nike line of Football commercials - My Time is Now:

You know you've MADE IT in the Ballers Bitchy Books when even Rafael van der Vaart can't stop himself from laughing at you! Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened to Mario Balotelli before the City/Spurs kick-off last weekend he ignored every single human being on his way out of the players tunnel.

Mario Balotelli faces a potential 4-match ban (3 league games) for a stamp on Scott Parker in Manchester City's win over Tottenham on Sunday. While that's bad news for City fans, it's super news for fantasy managers / potential owners ... Continue reading →

Don't forget to let the vid play until you see the bonus Mario Balotelli abs at 14:26.

Would you would live happily ever after if you could have Gareth Bale's heaving, sweaty abdominal muscles in your line of sight for just a few seconds? Pinky swear?

Well, thanks to our honorary intern and supreme short tent stalker, Blake, now you can.

Is there no end to his talents? While his team-mates were freezing their Ball-otellis off during a 3-0 win against Fulham, Manchester City star Mario Balotelli was performing as a magician in an executive box at the Emirates. The enigmatic Italian entertained his fellow diners by making a can of Coke disappear.

Is there no end to his talents? While his team-mates were freezing their Ball-otellis off during a 3-0 win against Fulham, Manchester City star Mario Balotelli was performing as a magician in an executive box at the Emirates. The enigmatic Italian entertained his fellow diners by making a can of Coke disappear.

TweetManchester City boss Roberto Mancini stated the bleeding obvious when he revealed that he can never trust striker Mario Balotelli. "I don't trust Mario. No-one trusts Mario," Mancini told Sky Sports. "He is a top player. He can do everything. He can score two goals against Arsenal next week. But he can also take a [.

Manchester City vs Sunderland 3-3 Goals Highlights 2012 Video Larsson Bendtner Kolarov Balotelli is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Manchester City vs Sunderland 3-3 Goals Highlights 2012 Video Larsson Bendtner Kolarov Balotelli is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter Manchester City vs Sunderland 2012 ( Man City Sunderland VIDEO BELOW) Final score and result:- Manchester City vs Sunderland 3-3 ( Balotelli*2, Kolarov/ Bendtner, Larsson*2) Etihad Stadium, Manchester- 31 March, 2012- [.

Blackburn vs Manchester United 0-2 Highlights 2012 Valencia Young Goals Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Blackburn vs Manchester United 0-2 Highlights 2012 Valencia Young Goals Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter Blackburn vs Manchester United 2012 ( Blackburn Man Utd VIDEO BELOW) Final score and result:- Blackburn vs Manchester United 0-2 ( Valencia, Young) Ewood Park, Blackburn- 2 April, 2012- 20.

After taking a 1-0 lead against Man City in the 87th minute and seeing Mario Balotelli sent off a short time later, Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Sczcesny had reason to celebrate with a beer. Lucky for him, a frustrated Man City fan threw one onto the pitch after the ref showed Balotelli his second yellow.

Looks like Mario Balotelli's in the doghouse not only with Roberto Mancini but also with his girlfriend, Raffaella Fico, after it has been alleged that he has had an affair with a prostitute.

Balotelli had been with his Italian model girlfriend Raffaella Fico for quite some time now, and in March manager Mancini suggested that the 2 get married, in order to settle the controversial Italian striker down.

TweetMario Balotelli is the star of a hilarious new Nike advert set in a barbershop! The Manchester City ace is looking for a style he wants to, quote, 'be remembered' for having assumed his seat in the Barber's chair. One-by-one 'Super Mario' is given a makeover ranging from Ronaldinho's mullet, Brazilian Ronaldo's famous pie-o-chauffeur look [.

Yep, it's another zany Mario Balotelli story. This time everyone's favourite eccentric Italian striker has called into a school to empty his bladder. The Manchester City man made an impromptu visit to Xaverian College in Manchester at around 1.30pm this afternoon. He parked his white Bentley on the 1,800-pupil school's car park before walking inside [.

Mario Balotelli may have an ongoing battle with clothes that we all deem to be inappropriate and quite naff, but he's flexed his pecs in the new L'Uomo Vogue issue as a means to make amends with us, Kickettes. Do we accept, or should we demand to see a six-pack first? Image via pappzd.com.

Man City vs Tottenham 3-2 Goals Highlights 2012 Nasri Lescott Defoe Bale Balotelli penalty Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Man City vs Tottenham 3-2 Goals Highlights 2012 Nasri Lescott Defoe Bale Balotelli penalty Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter Manchester City vs Tottenham 2012 ( Man City vs Spurs video below) Final score and result:- Man City vs Tottenham 3-2 ( S.

Balotelli Parker Video 2012- Mario Balotelli Stamp on Scott Parker January 2012 Man City Tottenham is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Balotelli Parker Video 2012- Mario Balotelli Stamp on Scott Parker January 2012 Man City Tottenham is a post from Soccer Blogger.

22.01.2012 - Para la punta de los Citizen en la Premier League, Mario Balotelli hizo (en la hora ´95) el gol del triunfo del Manchester City sobre el Tottenham Hotspur (3-2). Pero antes (al estilo Pepe) hizo esto en la cabeza de Scott Parker.. caligula

22.01.2012 - Para la punta de los Citizen en la Premier League, Mario Balotelli hizo (en la hora ´95) el gol del triunfo del Manchester City sobre el Tottenham Hotspur (3-2). Pero antes (al estilo Pepe) hizo esto en la cabeza de Scott Parker.. caligula

THFC1882 presents Adam Nathan's report of Tottenham Hotspur's visit to Manchester City.

They are two time-old clichés, but not only is it a funny old game, it's also one heck of a rollercoaster following Tottenham Hotspur. After a drab first half, the second period against Manchester City yesterday afternoon pretty much had it all.

Manchester City, Mario Balotelli and his agent are all angry that Balotelli has been slapped with a four match ban by the English FA for stomping on Tottenham Hotspurs midfielder Scott Parker. Balotelli, his club and his agent would have ...
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Come era nell'aria così è stato. La stangata per "Super" Mario è arrivata. Balotelli è stato squalificato pr 4 giornate dalla Federcalcio inglese. Gi scontata una (ha saltato la sfida di Carling Cup con il Liverpool, terminata 2 a 2) dovr saltare altri tre turni per la "condotta violenta" nel match di Premier League vintoContinua a leggere .

Oh, what would Maradona say about this? The final episode of "Tevez y Mancini La Ópera de Amor" has finally come to a close on all of you. But fear not, because although Man City went out of their way to come up with a personalised training plan for him upon his return yesterday, Tevez wants to contest the €12 million fine they have slapped on him.

Manchester City vs Bolton 2-0 Highlights 2012 Steinsson own goal Balotelli Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Manchester City vs Bolton 2-0 Highlights 2012 Steinsson own goal Balotelli Video is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter Manchester City vs Bolton 2012 ( Man City Bolton Video BELOW) Final score and result:- Manchester City vs Bolton 2-0 ( Steinsson own goal, Balotelli) Etihad Stadium, Manchester- 3 March, 2012- Saturday- [.

By Chris Wright

A tiger-faced man grinning in the light as Mario Balotelli rides around on a little red bike with stabilisers in what appears to be a refrigerated meat warehouse/industrial kitchen.

This is all eerily similar to a dream I had last night...

Scoring a goal?

The National is reporting that Paul Pogba has agreed to move Juventus on a deal worth around £20k a week. Pogba's agent, Mino Raiola, who is famous for orchestrated big money moves for his clients like Mario Balotelli and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, has reportedly earned £2m for himself in commission in organising the deal.

After sacking Claudio Ranieri on Monday, Inter named youth team coach Andrea Stramaccioni the club's caretaker manager. At the press conference to announce this change and introduce Stramaccioni, there was an interruption. And of course that interruption was Mario Balotelli.

With nothing to do between matches with Man City (aside from training or handing out money to homeless people), Mario decided to stop by his old club to congratulate the coach, even though Stramaccioni took over the Primavera squad after Mario was already with Man City.

Mario Balotelli took some precious time off from Man City's precariously poised Premiership campaign to fly down to Milan and disrupt Andrea Stramaccioni's press conference. Stramaccioni replaced Claudio Ranieri as Inter's coach following their disastrous slide down the Serie.

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that Sergio Aguero is out with a 'stupid injury' to his foot. But the Italian wouldn't be drawn on the cause of the mystery ailment which will rule him out of tomorrow's match against Sunderland. Mancini said: "It is a stupid injury. It was not his fault.

Mario Balotelli Kolarov Fight Free kick- Man City Sunderland- March 2012 is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Mario Balotelli Kolarov Fight Free kick- Man City Sunderland- March 2012 is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter ( Balotelli Kolarov Free kick Fight video BELOW) Manchester City's Italian striker Mario Balotelli is never short of controversy and this time he's made news for his bust-up with Serbian teammate Aleksandr Kolarov [.