With a pitch covered in diamonds. God. Damn. Dude has just taken ballin' outta control to a whole,
new iced-out level that won't be topped until Ronaldihno does an advert where he's eating caviar
out of a hollowed out, gold-plated California Condor egg on a recommissioned Concorde flight from
Cannes to Monsterrat.
It's on. The first ever full meeting of the 5 Designated Players families is finally set to happen
at MLS Cup. Ives, Bruce, Adam, Beans, Dunny & the rest of the TOW crew will be posted up along with
yours truly at Kells Pub from 9pm on Friday night. If you're in town and have $5 to spare (they
charge a cover on Friday nights, out of our control) come through and hang, drink & talk trash with
us; we're looking to make some new friends and meet some old ones.
Seriously. They said that. My work here is done.
