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As TOR reader/informant FERENGi® pointed out to me via email this is straight out oxymoronic,
communist-stuntin'. You see Eddie Johson does not care to limit his couture to Craven Cottage or
any one place in particular. After all he is a grown-ass man and Cuba is not his momma.
On one hand I'm thinking perhaps US Soccer should have given the team one of those awkward cultural
sensistivity classes like they did that one time on The Office and maybe mention something about
how we're viewed as materialistic and "capitalist pigs".
This is the hands down quote of the year. End of.
Lil Wayne and Akon are throwing an off the meter Christmas party in Miami this year and you & I
aren't invited. Chelsea's Didier Drogba & Nicolas Anelka
and Sunderland's El-Hadji Diouf & Djibril Cisse
have been invited though because they are much more rich, famous and street.
Our man Charlie hipped me to a bunch of photos of Sacha Kljesten, Charlie Davies, Benny Feilhaber,
Robbie Rogers, Stuart Holden and few other members of American soccer's youth movement ballin'
outta control in Las Vegas this past weekend. Apparently everyone who has at least an Olympic cap
for the U.
What's 100 caps worth other than honor, respect and legend status? If you're nickname is
Goldenballs it's worth a solid gold iPod. That's what his teammates gave him for his years of
service. And since having custom Apple products made from rare metals is obviously 100% baller, I'm
going to gift David yet another post with the best tag on the entire interweb.
Middle-American party people, if you have any photos of Nick Garcia or his former KC Wizards
team-mates ballin' outta control at this event last night, hook us up! We want to know what went
down inside Blonde and we ain't too proud to beg. Hit me up with blow by blow.
Forbes, the Official Magazine of the Rich People You Work For™, has done a list of the Top 10
billionaire soccer owners. It's pretty fucking bunk-nana's that such a list exists and even wilder
that 2 of the ten own MLS franchises. For a league on budget this shit's got some seriously minted
men behind it.
"I make big money, I drive big cars
Everybody know me
It's like I'm a movie star"
Willie D of the Geto Boys on 1991's "Mind Playing Tricks on Me"
Forbes, the Official Magazine of the Rich People You Work For™, has done a list of the Top 10
billionaire soccer owners. It's pretty fucking bunk-nana's that such a list exists and even wilder
that 2 of the ten own MLS franchises. For a league on a budget this shit's got some seriously
minted men behind it.
Our man FERENGi® sent us the photo above, noting that "Becks whip game is proper". Proper is an
understatement. Dude is straight stuntin' in the truest sense of the word; fool even did some
egotastic sh*t and got his number, 23, put on all the head rests. Needless to say he's a finalist
for TOR's prestigious Baller of the Year award.
Here at TOR we have uncovered a variety of circumstances that could be labeled "ballin' outta
control". We've seen supermodel ballin', court-side ballin' automotive ballin' and we've even seen
maritime ballin'. Leave it to RBNY to take the art form (and make no mistake, it is an art) from
earth to the heavens.
The draw is in for the quarterfinal round of the inaugural CONCACAF Champions League so Dynamo fans
with cash to burn can start booking their March travel now. Houston will take on Atlante at home in
February between the 24th & 26th. That'll be cool and all to get out and support the boys in the
middle of a long winter but the away leg is where it's at.
