Some of you might argue the classification of this as a "dirty tackle" since the kid in yellow and green leaps over the attempt at a leg sweep like a grasshopper. But! Even more painful than that tackle would've been had it connected is the ensuing, body-contorting whiff from the grasshopper kid.

Always appreciative of attempts to fuse together the beautiful game with fine arts, this spot for the Citroën DS5 was pretty well-executed. While the location looks like a luxurious room at Versailles, Arsenal's Alex Song, Wojciech Szczesny, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, and Bacary Sagna learn ballet with dancers from the English National Ballet.

This doesn't appear to be new, but it's too excellent to be missed out on.

Actually, it might be a bit late. While Citroen has a wonderful idea of mixing football with ballet to sell a car isn't that the ideal? this is probably several years too late. This commercial needed to happen six or seven years ago, with Patrick Vieira, Jens Lehmann, Freddie Ljunberg (this one, not CKFreddie) and of course, Pascal Cygan in the role of trainees.

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. THINKING ABOUT THINGS -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. ARSENAL PLAYERS DOING BALLET -- SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE I COMBINED BALLET WITH MY OWN BRAND OF MARTIAL ARTS TO CREATE A LETHAL YET ELEGANT DANCE STYLE!