AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. THINKING ABOUT THINGS -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. ARSENAL PLAYERS DOING BALLET -- SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE I
COMBINED BALLET WITH MY OWN BRAND OF MARTIAL ARTS TO CREATE A LETHAL YET ELEGANT DANCE STYLE!
This doesn't appear to be new, but it's too excellent to be missed out on.
Actually, it might be a bit late. While Citroen has a wonderful idea of mixing football with
ballet to sell a car isn't that the ideal? this is probably several years too late. This commercial
needed to happen six or seven years ago, with Patrick Vieira, Jens Lehmann, Freddie Ljunberg (this
one, not CKFreddie) and of course, Pascal Cygan in the role of trainees.
The Arsenal Ballet.
Always appreciative of attempts to fuse together the beautiful game with fine arts, this spot
for the Citroën DS5 was pretty well-executed. While the location looks like a luxurious room at
Versailles, Arsenal's Alex Song, Wojciech Szczesny, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, and Bacary Sagna
learn ballet with dancers from the English National Ballet.
Some of you might argue the classification of this as a "dirty tackle" since the kid in yellow
and green leaps over the attempt at a leg sweep like a grasshopper. But! Even more painful than
that tackle would've been had it connected is the ensuing, body-contorting whiff from the
grasshopper kid.
Aston Villa 1 – 2 Arsenal Match Report
1st half observations from a bad stream
The first 45 minutes were pretty different from what I expected. Aston Villa did not close us
down frantically and allowed Arsenal plenty of space. Especially Gervinho and Theo saw plenty of
the ball, as Villa sat deep in the beginning, allowing our wingers to attack them from the
sides.
Good Player Guide #19 Eduardo Vargas is a post from: Just Football
Eduardo Vargas
(Universidad de Chile / Chile)
Universidad de Chile have conquered the 2011 Copa Sudamericana in stunning fashion. Undefeated,
with only two goals against in twelve matches, and a delightful style of football that brought back
memories of La U's golden years in the '60s, when they were known as Ballet Azul and won five of
their fourteen league titles.
By Chris Wright
Either referee Drunko McSkunko is hallucinating again, or Czech side Bohemians 1905 actually did
put on some kind of strange, partially nude ballet during their training session a couple of days
ago...
For those who are now feeling the need to thoroughly wash, ring out and steam-press your
eyeballs, here's the official blurb to help clear everything up:
"A naked artist and players of Bohemians 1905 football team will perform on the field on October
22nd, 2011 at the famous Bohemians 1905 stadium in Prague during the 'Bohemians at Bohemka: What
Happens When an Artist Misses the Ball' event, part of 16th '4+4 Days in Motion' Performing Arts
Festival.
Everyone is growing more and more worried about concussions in football. In fact, many parents
aren't allowing their children to follow their NFL dreams. However, this ballet fail video proves
that even the most feminine of activities isn't always safe. As you can see in this video, this
ballerina gave herself a concussion without anyone else on the mat.
