The more we catch Mario Balotelli in plain clothes, the less we like him. And although we like
to pretend he's aware of this fact, it didn't stop his inner fashion criminal from doing some
dressed-down damage to the streets of Milan on Monday with his girlfriend.
In other words, 'Super Mario' has a lot to learn about being a rich and famous 'baller.
Rome: city of passion and romance. And late nights? Images: Bauer Griffin/Zimbio.
Either exploring the tourist sights of Rome is more exhausting than we thought, or the edge has
come off this particular coupling already.
After considering all of the facts: it takes several hours and fourteen cups of coffee to
prepare our snark muscle for action; Malena's spectacular 'bish, please' aimed directly at her
man, (left) and how easy it is to read 'meaning' into candid photos, we've decided to go
with the former.
This year's festivities featured an extremely limited supply of fit footballers who we'd gladly
commit fashion faux pas with. Still, we were tickled to see Didier Drogba who, just hours after
Chelsea's 4-1 win over Swansea on Sunday put on his best lederhosen and mingle with fellow
Oktoberfest-goers in Munich.
