No, no. It only looks like he's wearing underpants.
In Francesco Totti's (wonderful) world, those tight, bulge-cupping to the point of obscene
pristine white bathers of beauty are called appropriate swimwear for public use.
See more at The Offside/HABS
No, no. It only looks like he's wearing underpants.
In Francesco Totti's (wonderful) world, those tight, bulge-cupping to the point of obscene
pristine white bathers of beauty are called appropriate swimwear for public use.
See more at The Offside/HABS
Images via profimedia.cz, Crystal pictures
They're walking in tight trousers, he's giving her a wedgie/lift out of the water...is this true
love?
As we first reported yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo has a new WAG in tow. Even with her bum and
boobies hanging out, she already seems leaps and bounds above his former string of famewhores and
fuglies.
(Summary is not available.)
You gotta love family holiday snaps. Whether you're caught cross-eyed, looking green after a
boat ride or coming off a waterslide with your bikini bottoms around your ankles, they're never
good, are they?
Thank goodness we have the Arshavins. As we know, Arsenal's Andrey Arshavin isn't shy about
taking part in entertaining photo shoots.
Coleen Rooney takes a pool break in Dubai, where she's vacationing with her hubby, Wayne. Insert
your own "floating devices" joke here.
Every year, Luis Figo makes sure to give his tiny swimtrunk stock an airing. To state the obvious,
real (buff) men wear Speedos.
It's rare that staff at Kickette HQ agree on anything, dear readers: mimosas or martinis,
Balenciaga or Alexander Wang, whether the Fernando Torres freckle we bought on eBay is authentic or
not, etc.
But there's one thing we are unanimously decided on: Pepe Reina is a sexy beast. He's cruisin'
for a spot on the F5 in the future, we can tell you that much.
Sometimes, a gal just needs a go-to photo to bring her out of the mid-day slump. Here's a classic
oldie but so very goodie of Yoann Gourcuff beckoning to us with his siren song of eyelashes and
accents. He's totally worth messing up your blow-out for, no?
What do Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk have in common, aside from their lucrative Armani
contracts? They've (most likely) seen the inner workings of each others' said designer
delicates.
Word is traveling fast that Ronaldo has "dumped" Kim Kardashian's derriere and was seen
cavorting around Corsica with a Russian model last weekend.
Irina is also there. Looks like she can deal with the step-mama moniker, for now.
Image via Diario de Ibiza
Damn the day jobs and the jobs that occur during the day, because they take us away from 1.
drinking 2. scouring through the emails sent to us by eagle-eyed readers in a timely manner.
Like, for example, the now infamous video of Mr. Fabregas wearing fluffy slippers and kissing a
male journalist sent to us by our entire Kickette Army.
Images: Diana Zalucky (Walt Disney World Photographer), Hola! Magazine.
Last Friday, Kaka stopped by the sports complex at Disney following the conclusion of the Disney
Cup International a Stateside tournament featuring youth teams from Brazil, Haiti, Malaysia and 15
other countries. The Real Madrid man spent time with some of the young footballers, offering tips
in a mini skills session alongside Mickey Mouse.
Images credit: Chi Magazine via TGCOM.
Well, well, well...who do we have here? It's Marco Marco Marco (something we wish we could
yell out on a more...ahem...regular basis).
Italian player Marco Borriello and his brother Fabio spent last weekend celebrating his 28th
birthday.
(Summary is not available.)
Michael Dawson (Tottenham) is out getting his sun-on in Barbados. But is that news? It is when
you've seen this. Then everything about this man is worth knowing about.
We know. Cesc Fabregas has already been mentioned on the site today. It's bad form to do repeats on
the same day. But today we needed this. Send any complaints to your local government official,
there are Cesc toes up in this muther!
West Coast Kickettes, we expect full stalkage, pronto. Iker Casillas is in your hood, looking like
a hot banana-flavoured tourist taking lots of photos and buying souvenirs.
Considering the reputations Manchester City's Wayne Bridge and Shaun Wright-Phillips have, we're
quite sure simply they're checking the weather report for Miami Beach and not planning a
hardcore night of fun, frolicks and skankaliciousness.
Here's a tip, lads: Denim has no place in the heat.
They're getting married this weekend! Lorena Bernal and Mikel Arteta (Everton) were seen out in
Mallorca today looking casual and calm in the pre-wedding lead up.
World Cup Golden Ball winner Diego Forlan (Uruguay) jetted off with his girlfriend, Zaira Nara for
their hols in Miami on Saturday. Since Diego is the Patron Saint of Abs expect some of this, a
little bit of that, and lots of this. Image via twitter.com/diegoforlan7
It seems Diego Forlan, much like the rest of us, seems to have taken inspiration from Iker
Casillas and Sara Carbonero's post-World Cup smootch.
Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Fernando Llorente, Xavi Hernandez and Pepe Reina were guests of DJ David
Guetta at Pacha nightclub in Ibiza. The name of the party in question? "F**k Me, I'm Famous". Or,
as we like to call it, "You don't have to ask us twice."
This photo reminds us of those shows we've seen on the Discovery Channel when we're too lazy to get
up an d find the remote. You know, the ones where the alpha male lion catches a glimpse of the
cameraman, and then starts to run at him. Image credit: Dona Da Bola
Let's ignore the obvious discussion for a second. Try and stay with us.
Top story of the day just might belong to Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley, who have joined
holiday forces with the Jamie and Louise Redknapp in Costa Smeralda, Sardinia. (Staying at Hotel
Cala Di Volpe, a village-themed resort designed by Aga Khan situated in the Porto Cervo bay, the
Redknapps are loyal customers of the accommodations ever since their first stint at the resort two
years ago.
They're getting married this weekend! Lorena Bernal and Mikel Arteta (Everton) were seen out in
Mallorca today looking casual and calm in the pre-wedding lead up.
It's rare that staff at Kickette HQ agree on anything, dear readers: mimosas or martinis,
Balenciaga or Alexander Wang, whether the Fernando Torres freckle we bought on eBay is authentic or
not.
But there's one thing we are unanimously decided on: Pepe Reina is a sexy beast. He's cruisin'
for a spot on the F5 in the future, we can tell you that much.
Kaka spent the weekend with his son Luca at Copa S.M. el Rey: Trofeo el Corte Ingles horse
championship in Madrid.
Saturday
- Delusion Clothing shared their plans to feature Micah Richards and Joe Hart in an upcoming
something-or-other that hopefully involves the Manchester City males' bare torsos.
Images: PacificCoastNews.com.
Kickettes, which popular EPL husband & wife were seen removing precious cargo from their
chauffeured Mercedes in London late last week?
If your eyes haven't already laser-zoomed on the wife's shoes, then there's your hint.
Why it's Liverpool's Joe Cole, with daughter Ruby in tow, checking into the Mayfair Hotel!
Click here to view the embedded video.
The England NT warmed our hearts and loins all weekend long.
Saturday
- While away on international duty, England stars Steven Gerrard, Joleon Lescott, Shaun
Wright-Philips and Ashley Young took time out from training to visit the children's Ward of Watford
General Hospital.
They've made names for themselves with their playboy antics, sartorial choices and all-round
entertainment factor. (Oh, and yes, they do play rather good football as well).
Let's check in with Milan's Marco Borriello and Real Madrid's Guti to get the latest eye-brow
raising gossip from their love lives.
Who said retirement was easy? Former footballer, Luis Figo, managed to find time in his busy travel
schedule to escort his beautiful wife, Helen and their three daughters to the recent Rock in Rio
concert in Madrid. Image via Caras.pt.
Continuing to prove that Miami is the place where footballers old, new and everything in-between
head to soak up the best UVA rays America has to offer, Paolo Maldini (the only man who can wear
capri denim and not incur our wrath) hit the streets shopping with his family, and Giuseppe Rossi
(left) went for a swim.
Images via Reuters/ONTD Football
We never want to mock or scorn footballers who take time out from their holidays to do charity
work. That's why we're saying nothing. Nothing at all. Not a corn-rowed, plaited, braid of a word
about Sergio Ramos and his head game situ in Senegal while working with UNICEF.
Our feelings for Wes & Yo in summary:
We used to be lukewarm on this couple.
Then we became obsessed with Yolanthe's insane mane of wondrous, lustrous hair and were off on a
well-publicized, semi-crazed girl crush.
After seeing these pool jumping pics (left), we threw our fantasies of getting to brush Yo's
hair out the door and decided we really just wanted to party with them.
(Summary is not available.)
No need to look at the trousers on waiter boy/man who looks like he may have a "special" swing set
up in his basement. Just avert your eyes and appreciate Kaka's eyebrows.
Over the weekend a few Real Madrid players hit up one of our favourite Brazilian steakhouse
restaurant chains, Fogo for dinner.
They've made names for themselves with their playboy antics, sartorial choices and all-round
entertainment factor. (Oh, and yes, they do play rather good football as well).
Let's check in with Milan's Marco Borriello and Real Madrid's Guti to get the latest eye-brow
raising gossip from their love lives.
(Summary is not available.)
Tottenham's Jermaine Jenas and his fianc
ée Ellie Penfold are taking a break Stateside.
Last night they hit up BOA, a steak house in Los Angeles, California for dinner. Do you think Ellie
uses a shine serum on that covet-worthy mane of hers? We need to know.
