It's that special time of year, Kickettes.

No, not the time when you can finally justify spending your rent money on a pair of over-the-knee boots because it's fall well, that too but, because it's Oktoberfest. Cue dozens of footballers photographed taking part in beer swilling and much lederhosen merriment.

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It's that special time of year, Kickettes.

No, not the time when you can finally justify spending your rent money on a pair of over-the-knee boots because it's fall well, that too but, because it's Oktoberfest. Cue dozens of footballers photographed taking part in beer swilling and much lederhosen merriment.

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GOOD WEEK

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David Beckham showed some trendy pants + skin on the Ellen Degeneres/Guti show reminding American housewives that being stuck home alone with screaming kids all day has its perks.

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See the rest of the jaw-droppingly delicious Fernando Torres and Nora photos at ONTD Football

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Are you dying? We are. See the rest of the jaw-droppingly delicious Fernando/Nora photos at ONTD Football.

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Paolo Maldini and his family take in a little lunch at Pastis in New York's Meat Packing District. Aug 9, 2009. Why do they keep rejecting our adoption request? We promise we'll wash the dishes and keep our room tidy. Click to continue reading...

Paolo Maldini and his family take in a little lunch at Pastis in New York's Meat Packing District. Aug 9, 2009. Why do they keep rejecting our adoption requests? We promise we'll wash the dishes and keep our rooms tidy. Click to continue reading...

If you can bring yourself to get past any deep rooted fear of the elderly in swimming trunks and click play, you'll be rewarded with a video of the Manchester United boys in the pool. We see you, Berba!

[ONTD via The Spoiler]

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This right here?

It's how it's meant to be, Kickettes.

John and Frank. Frank and John. In the pool, slightly sloshed after a drink or two, soaking up all the afternoon UV rays in full, skin-scorching effect, bonding over the sweet intoxicating aroma of chlorine. Life is good.

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Nothing like starting the week off with a site virus that chews through our precious man candy photos in the middle of the night.

Never mind, it could have been worse. We've fixed the problem and are mentally and emotionally recovered.

Not so for this dude who has to deal with three Chelsea boys chortling away at his man boobs and tricep tonage (or lack thereof).

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Nothing like starting the week off with a site virus that chews through our precious man candy photos in the middle of the night.

Never mind, it could have been worse. We've fixed the problem and are mentally and emotionally recovered.

Not so for this dude who has to deal with three Chelsea boys chortling away at his man boobs and tricep tonage (or lack thereof).

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We wish there was enough news coming down the wire to have a weekly Aitor Ocio update, don't you?

The Atletico Bilbao defender is our latest obsession, and he was spotted on vacation in Cadiz, Spain recently with his ex, Laura Sanchez and their daughter, Naia.

Don't panic.

Sources close to the couple say that the trip together is not a reconciliation and that there is "no chance" they will get back together.

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We wish there was enough news coming down the wire to have a weekly Aitor Ocio update, don't you?

The Atletico Bilbao defender is our latest obsession, and he was spotted on vacation in Cadiz, Spain recently with his ex, Laura Sanchez and their daughter, Naia.

Don't panic.

Sources close to the couple say that the trip together is not a reconciliation and that there is "no chance" they will get back together.

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Can't move forward with your life until you know what some of the Barcelona FC boys have been up to this summer? Let us help.

We know Gerard Pique got his Vegas on at the Palms; Samuel Eto'o has been in Miami, Florida with his wife/children; and baby Bojan has been bike riding in Linyola, Spain.

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Can't move forward with your life until you know what some of the Barcelona FC boys have been up to this summer? Let us help.

We know Gerard Pique got his Vegas on at the Palms; Samuel Eto'o has been in Miami, Florida with his wife/children; and baby Bojan has been bike riding in Linyola, Spain.

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Images via Sergio-Ramos.com

Just 24 hours after our concern for the well being of everyone's favourite fashion plate, we have located Sergio Ramos.

He is tanning. He is topless. He is with a random blonde. All is right with the world.

Apparently, Sergio has been laying low because he feels his "glamorous" life has done damage to his image.

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Images via Sergio-Ramos.com

Just 24 hours after our concern for the well being of everyone's favourite fashion plate, we have located Sergio Ramos.

He is tanning. He is topless. He is with a random blonde. All is right with the world.

Apparently, Sergio has been laying low because he feels his "glamorous" life has done damage to his image.

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Footballer break season has been underway for some time, and whilst we've certainly enjoyed the onslaught of holiday photos, we have felt rather deprived from visions of metallic swim trunks and freshly waxed skin. Normally, one can rely on Sergio Ramos to come through with these such goods, but so far, he's been curiously incognito.

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Footballer break season has been underway for some time, and whilst we've certainly enjoyed the onslaught of holiday photos, we have felt rather deprived from visions of metallic swim trunks and freshly waxed skin. Normally, one can rely on Sergio Ramos to come through with these such goods, but so far, he's been curiously incognito.

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Lionel Messi poses with Mickey Mouse at Walt Disney World Resort. Why is the combination of footballers and people dressed as cartoon characters so damn entertaining? Catch the video here. Image via EMPICS Click to continue reading...

Lionel Messi poses with Mickey Mouse at Walt Disney World Resort. Why is the combination of footballers and people dressed as cartoon characters so damn entertaining? Catch the video here. Image via EMPICS Click to continue reading...

Barcelona back-up plan Cesc Fabregas and his girlfriend, Carla, have arrived in our favourite city for a short holiday.

As you can see, Cesc decided the faux-hawk with bleach was a no go for NYC.

Speaking of the faux-hawk, the person to blame is Cesc's Spanish NT-mate, Gerard Pique.

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Gigi Buffon (Juventus), little Louis and Alena Seredova (who is pregnant with the couple's second child) go for a ride in Forte dei Marmi. Image via Flynet. See more pics at Celebrity Baby Scoop Click to continue reading...

Gigi Buffon (Juventus), little Louis and Alena Seredova (who is pregnant with the couple's second child) go for a ride in Forte dei Marmi. Image via Flynet. See more pics at Celebrity Baby Scoop Click to continue reading...

Federico Macheda works his rhythm sticks and (ouch) sunburn in Sardinia. Go Kiko! July 1 2009 Click to continue reading...

Federico Macheda works his rhythm sticks and (ouch) sunburn in Sardinia. Go Kiko! July 1 2009 Click to continue reading...

Andrea Dossena is an Italian semi-pocket sizer who plays for Liverpool FC, though he may make a move to a European club this summer. He's currently on holiday in Italy, sunning it up in the beautiful Capri.

We'd like to expand on this story with some sort of interesting anecdote, factual information, or even a clever limerick.

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Andrea Dossena is an Italian semi-pocket sizer who plays for Liverpool FC, though he may make a move to a European club this summer. He's currently on holiday in Italy, sunning it up in the beautiful Capri.

We'd like to expand on this story with some sort of interesting anecdote, factual information, or even a clever limerick.

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See more pics at Sportmedia.

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See more pics at Sportmedia.

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There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:

Coleen's jet-ski action;
Coleen's cute bikini;
Wayne's inability to tan;
Etc

But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions.

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There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:

Coleen's jet-ski action;
Coleen's cute bikini;
Wayne's inability to tan;
Etc

But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions.

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Alessandro Nesta takes his daughter for a surf break whilst on vacation in Miami Beach. Careful with your back, Nesty! Click to continue reading...