Manchester United: Drew with those Chelsea bastards.
Liverpool: Drew with Stoke. Stoke.
My team: Made it to the playoff final and lost on penalties.
I: Do not want to talk about it. Click to continue reading...

Oh Liverpool. It is too early in the season for you to suck this badly. First the fiasco of Champions League qualification, then Gerrard and Torres both get hurt, and then an anemic draw against Villa, just to finish things off.
Meanwhile, United didn't have a Premiership game this week, because they were too busy losing to Zenit St. Click to continue reading...

So, let's see: United are having a spectacular early-season meltdown. Steven Gerrard's got a broken toe, and I can't even blame it on Nike.* Oh, and my women's team is about to get relegated. Greeeaaaaat.
For the moment, I am dealing with this by sticking my fingers in my ears and saying "La la la la la I can't hear you."
On the other hand, at least Jermaine Jenas has been left out of the England squad this time around. Click to continue reading...