There are few things better than a good football day. Sunflowers and chrysanthemums sway in the wind like they've overdosed on hash-brownies, birds and bees wear party hats, you walk into the hostel common room to find the television free and your favourite seat unoccupied, Arsenal get their shizz going and pass the other team into oblivion, and you happily go to sleep after gorging on Cheesy Poofs.

There are few things better than a good football day. Sunflowers and chrysanthemums sway in the wind like they've overdosed on hash-brownies, birds and bees wear party hats, you walk into the hostel common room to find the television free and your favourite seat unoccupied, Arsenal get their shizz going and pass the other team into oblivion, and you happily go to sleep after gorging on Cheesy Poofs.