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The behind the scenes story of Caroline Fleming and Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner's romantic
rendezvous is a big 'ole mess. Because the Baroness hasn't legally divorced her first husband, Rory
Fleming, media speculation is rife about the various implications said in-limbo marriage will have
on her newborn son with Bendtner.
There is no lead in. No amusing anecdote with a beautifully transitioned sentence to mention the
topic at hand. No backstory of watching a Los Blancos match and noticing faint similarities. No.
Simply put, Real Madrid of Spain's La Liga are the New York Yankees of soccer.
Their similarities are uncanny, they're virtually identical.
