Fernando Torres celebrated his 28th birthday yesterday, and although Didier Drogba didn't offer his commemorative chicken dance, the club's chefs DID bake a glorious cake! Everyone at Chelsea's Cobham training ground enjoyed a generous slice cut by the birthday boy himself.

Jermain to say I'm a Gunner? Popstar Rihanna enjoyed a bit of north London banter ahead of her performance at the O2 this week when she met Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe backstage. She told Defoe: "Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah? I've heard all about you. The Mirror reports an awkward silence followed, broken [.