Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

The cat coat lost. How is that even possible? It's a CAT COAT.

Let's all raise a glass to the players, WAGs and random situations that our beloved (and click happy) readers voted as their favourites in our first annual Readers Choice Awards for 2009.

We were seriously impressed by the number of votes that took place so we want to say thanks, gang!

We love our readers, and let us tell you why:

Quite frankly, the Kickette army of soldier-girls are the best-dressed, cleverest, and cutest experts on football around.

That they can also yield a pair of hair straighteners with the speed and agility of a ninja with nun-chucks whilst simultaneously watching three different games of football (often from three different leagues) is further proof of their ferosh.

The cat coat lost. How is that even possible? It's a CAT COAT.

Let's all raise a glass to the players, WAGs and random situations that our beloved (and click happy) readers voted as their favourites in our first annual Readers Choice Awards for 2009.

We were seriously impressed by the number of votes that took place so we want to say thanks, gang!

Welcome to the First Annual Avenell Road Awards (the ArA's) .

Today is your chance to vote on some things that you may love or hate being a Gooner so get your glad rags and penguin suits on and cast your votes. (even if you are just a reader have a vote) I will announce the results later or in the morning.

Conrad gets the proverbial Gold Star.
How about that for a title? Check out Brian Straus' story on the decade that was the 2000's for soccer in America. He votes Conrad his MLS Defender of the 00's, among some other awards.

Senior forward Kelley O'Hara became the first Stanford player in history to the win the MAC Hermann Trophy, college soccer's highest honor.

O'Hara was one of three finalists North Carolina midfielder Tobin Heath and UCLA forward Lauren Cheney were the others invited to Friday's ceremony, with the award decided by a vote of coaches.

We love our readers, and let us tell you why:

Quite frankly, the Kickette army of soldier-girls are the best-dressed, cleverest, and cutest experts on football around.

That they can also yield a pair of hair straighteners with the speed and agility of a ninja with nun-chucks whilst simultaneously watching three different games of football (often from three different leagues) is further proof of their ferosh.

You can't talk footy fashion without mentioning DJ, hell no you can not.

But where does he feature in our third day of Readers Choice Award categories? If you guessed, "he features in the mocking category", we suggest you get your coat because you've pulled, luv.

Okay, Kickette army, here's your selections for today.

You can't talk footy fashion without mentioning DJ, hell no you can not.

But where does he feature in our third day of Readers Choice Award categories? If you guessed, "he features in the mocking category", we suggest you get your coat because you've pulled, luv.

Okay, Kickette army, here's your selections for today.

It's the last day of our RCA for 2009 and let us say: you all must be exhausted. You've been voting at an impressive rate. Have some vitamins and let's get to work with a bumper crop of nominations today.

And as you might have guessed, David Villa's face features in one of them.

- Best "Boys Week" Contribution
- Breaking News of the Year
- Biggest LOL of 2009
- King of all Bitchfaces
- Rookie of the Year
- Biggest WTF of 2009
- Ovary-Exploding Photo of the year

It's the last day of our RCA for 2009 and let us say: you all must be exhausted. You've been voting at an impressive rate. Have some vitamins and let's get to work with a bumper crop of nominations today.

And as you might have guessed, David Villa's face features in one of them.

- Best "Boys Week" Contribution
- Breaking News of the Year
- Biggest LOL of 2009
- King of all Bitchfaces
- Rookie of the Year
- Biggest WTF of 2009
- Ovary-Exploding Photo of the year

We are not above wanting to compete with the best for some nice shiny awards, we have after all competed and won other prestigious web accolades and would like your help to continue our run of success.

We are looking to get ourselves as many nominations as possible in the Soccerlens Awards so it would be great if you could CLICK HERE and vote for us.

We are not above wanting to compete with the best for some nice shiny awards, we have after all competed and won other prestigious web accolades and would like your help to continue our run of success.

We are looking to get ourselves as many nominations as possible in the Soccerlens Awards so it would be great if you could CLICK HERE and vote for us.

We are not above wanting to compete with the best for some nice shiny awards, we have after all competed and won other prestigious web accolades and would like your help to continue our run of success.

We are looking to get ourselves as many nominations as possible in the Soccerlens Awards so it would be great if you could CLICK HERE and vote for us.

Newcastle United's manager, Chris Hughton has been singing the praises of left-back, Jose Enrique, who has been voted as the fan's "Player of the Month" for the second time in a row. Agreeing with the judgement of the supporters, he told nufc tv: "The award is thoroughly deserved and he's a player in very, very good [.

We are not above wanting to compete with the best for some nice shiny awards, we have after all competed and won other prestigious web accolades and would like your help to continue our run of success.

We are looking to get ourselves as many nominations as possible in the Soccerlens Awards so it would be great if you could CLICK HERE and vote for us.

EPL Talk has been nominated in the following two categories of the latest Soccerlens Awards:

• Best football podcast, and
• Best competition site.

If you enjoy the EPL Talk Podcast and EPL Talk website, we highly encourage you to vote for us by clicking on the above links (one vote per person, and no registration is required, so it'll take less than 30 seconds).

Yay! Cesc is back on the pitch he scored in Arsenal's 2-0 victory over Bolton. Wonder if he got our congratulatory welcome-back-you-Cescy-boy cookiegram?
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Good weekend for Chelsea they had some serious goal porn against Sunderland, winning 7-2, Ashley Cole (who looked mighty impressive) was given an apology by the BBC for the gross BNP interview incident and Frank Lampard was given the prestigious Football Writer's Association Tribute prize.

Yay! Cesc is back on the pitch he scored in Arsenal's 2-0 victory over Bolton. Wonder if he got our congratulatory welcome-back-you-Cescy-boy cookiegram?
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Good weekend for Chelsea they had some serious goal porn against Sunderland, winning 7-2, Ashley Cole (who looked mighty impressive) was given an apology by the BBC for the gross BNP interview incident and Frank Lampard was given the prestigious Football Writer's Association Tribute prize.

Happy belated birthday wishes go out to two of our favourite nummies: Arsenal's Nicky Bendtner and Manchester United's Owen Hargreaves. Nicky turned 22 on the 16th, and Owen celebrated his 28th birthday yesterday. Have a drink on us, boys! And we mean that literally. Set your champagne glasses wherever you see fit.

Happy belated birthday wishes go out to two of our favourite nummies: Arsenal's Nicky Bendtner and Manchester United's Owen Hargreaves. Nicky turned 22 on the 16th, and Owen celebrated his 28th birthday yesterday. Have a drink on us, boys! And we mean that literally. Set your champagne glasses wherever you see fit.

Yes. Much as we hate to blow our own trumpet, it seems we've been nominated for an award, this time(!) by the good people over at Scottish Roundup. And though obviously we don't run this blog for any kind of self-aggrandisement (did we mention the Telegraph thingie? We did? Right, sorry.) , it is nice [.