Well hello there.

I see you've caught me off guard. As you can see, there are a number of people desperate for my autograph two to be exact so if you don't mind, I'll have to seduce you while making these Berba fans' dreams come true. And no, I don't know who this short man with the normal sized head is in front of me, but yes, he is freaking me out, as well.

Robben travelled to London and met with Manchester United coach Sir Alex Ferguson. Ferguson's offer came in much too low for PSV's and Robben's liking; PSV chairman Harry van Raaij told Manchester United the most that their €7 million offer would buy them was a shirt with Robben's autograph. Almost immediately, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich offered € 18 million (£ 12.

With Clint Dempsey set to make history later this afternoon in the Europa League final, we thought it would be a great opportunity to give away an awesome prize. Since Deuce is known for his ridiculous antics after scoring a goal, we want you to tell us your favorite Dempsey post-goal celebration in the comment section below.

The always controversial Jose Mourinho has sensationally declared that he will one day manage Spanish giants Real Madrid. The self proclaimed "Special One" is currently enjoying a successful spell at Serie A champions Inter Milan, and on the verge of a historic treble he has insisted that his future will land him at Santiago Bernabeu.

A 'Adopt-a-College-Player' program will benefit youth soccer players, the soccer Club/League, the local College/University, the Club/League coaches, and the college/university player.

I saw this posted on a West Ham forum and thought it wouldn't do any harm to give it a little bit more publicity. Best of luck, Lucy...

Short story: last year, my Mum was diagnosed with breast cancer and thus, I am raising money for Breast Cancer Care, Macmillan and Cancer Research UK.

I spent most of the second half of Saturday's home match against Dover Athletic wandering around the ground with my son, Little Nedved Junior. He can handle staying put in the first half, but after that he needs a bit of distraction to keep from getting too bored. We ended up in front of the Family Stand, which is the corner of the pitch where the substitute players warm up before going into the game.

As we all know Tottenham have many dedicated fans, but few are more dedicated than Morris Keston, a fan so devoted to the mighty Spurs that a book is due to be published about his amazing life.

The biography of Morris Keston is entitled Superfan! and it's author is the writer and fellow Tottenham fan, Nick Hawkins.

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Can you imagine the ire if the government nailed a whole club?

It appears that Portsmouth has even more to worry about you know, besides the administration and the 9 point loss on the table. Yeah, now they are thinking that the "Inland Revenue" England's IRS is out to get them.

Oh, we're in a horrid mood today because we lost our phone!! But Gracias a Dios for Crackovia on Fridays... it quells the pain a little! In this installment, Higuain and Greaseano get into a little kerfuffle during a post-match interview session.

Very slow with posting this one but I have just stumbled across it. Quite simple this story folks and here it goes as described by the Guardian...

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1) Marseille star Mamadou Niang drives out of training in his Ferrari.

2) Fan asks him to stop to sign autograph.

Wahoo, finally MLS preseason is here for Real Salt Lake! Now don't get me wrong, I loved the offseason where I was able to rub in the fact that RSL took the cup from the "designated winner", the LA Galaxy (In your face Alexi Lalas! Yhea, I said it!)

As detailed in numerous previous articles and posts, my belief in RSL and their "different way" of building a team started way back when Jason Kreis was selected as head coach.

These days, when we singled out any player who can't perform on the field when he supposed to, we would labelled him for being "unprofessional" or "not being professional enough to do his job".
However back in the old days, the term "professional" was a DIRTY word.
Simply because players in those days were strictly amateur (as featured in the movie "Kallang Roar") and any form of engagement that comes with monetary reward was strictly prohibited.

Inter boss Jose Mourinho has quashed rumors linking him with the Spanish giants this summer as premature, but insisted "he will coach Real Madrid one day".

Mourinho's Internazionale will clinch consecutive Serie A titles if his side beat Siena at the weekend. They also have a Champions League final against Bayern Munich on May 22 to look forward to in what could be the Italian Champions most successful season for many a year.

Yep the World Cup is coming up and we thought it would be a good idea to host a World Cup Viewing Party for the USA vs England game on June 12th. What better place to watch the game (besides being there live in South Africa) then on the Nation's largest flat screen at Rookies Sportscafe in Mandeville, Louisiana!

Amidst all the speculation and statements, former Newcastle star David Ginola has today heaped praise on current Newcastle boss, Chris Hughton. Ginola is back in the area promoting something or other, and will be at PC World in Team Valley on Friday if anyone fancies popping down to get an autograph.

I don't know about you but I am super pumped for the World Cup starting and of course for the USA vs England game on Saturday!! We are having a huge World Cup Viewing Party and FIFA Playstation tournament at Rookies Sportscafe in Mandeville, Louisiana! It is going to be awesome! Check out all the details and view the event flyer by clicking here.

Okay, the England squad may not be the most popular group of footballers right now but you can still try and win a signed 2009 England shirt with signatures from 19 members of the squad on it, with money raised going to the Tibet Relief Fund.

At just £2 a ticket a massive £1.60 will go towards the Tibet charity fund with the remaining 40p going towards costs and you will have a great chance of winning the England shirt which has a value of £2,000.

The Galaxy is betting there are 200 fans out there who will ahead of the Spanish club's Aug. 7 friendly at the Rose Bowl.

The training session is limited to 200 people and proceeds benefit the Galaxy's own charitable foundation. It's scheduled for 4 p.m. Tuesday at UCLA.

There's no word on how long the training session will last, although it had better be of a decent length because spectator check-in begins an entire hour before the session gets under way at 5 p.

Great run and finish from the young AC Milan forward. Rocking the number nine. Fortunate enough to have gotten his autograph on Friday.

Manchester United striker Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez is back in Mexico to join up with the national team for friendly matches against Ecuador and Colombia. Nike put together an event at Azteca Stadium for the fans to meet Chicharito and get his autograph.

Baseball managers are the best when it comes to getting ejected. They ham it up and give the fans something to talk about. The manager of the State College Spikes had one of the better performances we've seen in recent years. Watch the video below to a see the manager get ejected, steal first base, autograph it and give it away to a fan.

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Congratulations to Andy Thorson (the big kid!) pictured above for winning our autographed Landon Donovan soccer ball and copy of The Wild Soccer Bunch contest! This contest coincided with our recent Jared Montz Soccer Podcast interview with Landon Donovan and our book review of Kevin the Star Striker which is the 1st book in The Wild Soccer Bunch series.

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Last Friday I gave a 10 minute Believe in it ® talk at the Tchefuncte Middle School 2010 Walk-a-thon pep rally. On Saturday was the Walk-a-thon that my company Jared Montz Soccer, LLC sponsored. It was a blast and it is always great to be a part of an excellent community event like this.

By Chris Wright

Misery, thy name is Berbatov

Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov has been bestowed with the prestigious 'Bulgarian Player of the Year' award for the fourth consecutive year (thus equalling Barca legend Hristo Stoichkov's record for successive wins) and for the seventh time in his career overall though he used his acceptance speech to plead with the country's journalists to cease and desist voting for him, as he never wants to be landed with the gong again.

I spent most of the second half of Saturday's home match against Dover Athletic wandering around the ground with my son, Little Nedved Junior. He can handle staying put in the first half, but after that he needs a bit of distraction to keep from getting too bored. We ended up in front of the Family Stand, which is the corner of the pitch where the substitute players warm up before going into the game.