All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Who is more deserving of free, brand new Audis than the few people who can actually afford to buy them? The Barca boys did have to earn their new cars by driving through death-defying obstacle courses, though.

Last week, each Barcelona player got their very own brand new Audi as part of the German car manufacturer's sponsorship of the club. Not bad, right? I wouldn't mind a new Audi.

Well Emerson (of the UAE club Al-Ain) laughs at them. Just one brand new Audi? Only punks get just one brand new Audi.

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Will England be staying a snicker-inducing Royal Bafokeng Hotel (say it fast) during the World Cup? [Channelbee]

Real Madrid players got their free Audis after test driving them in the snow.

• We know of many mujeres who'd like to be seated in that car with Gangsta Gattuso! He's the Sexiest man in Italy, don't ever forget that. Anyway, the entire Milan squad (yes, including Dida how dare you accuse tio of being ineffective!