United Rant previews tonight's game against Benfica.
Surreal Football shows a graph of feelings between United fans and Wayne Rooney.
MUFC Info has stats ahead of our game against Benfica.
The Express talks about Danny Welbeck's new contract.
The Daily Mail has pictures of Phil Jones' new Aston Martin.
Image: Twitter.
We can't deny we were quite the lushes this weekend.
With our gluttony on a roll, we give you Carles Puyol's thigh(s). This may or may not resemble
your brain on drugs, but just go with it. It's the best we can offer you at this time.
Saturday
- The Mirror tried to get cute with an infographic of their own but nothing will beat
the original.
Buying gifts for men can be a tricky thing to get just right. If you believe the conventional
and possibly comedic thinking, then you might decide to stick to practical things like DIY
trinkets. However, you might feel that is lacking a bit in imagination and stereotypical to say the
least.
Newport Pagnell Town 1 Peterborough Northern Star 1 - United Counties League, Premier
DivisionNewport Pagnell is a town in the Borough of Milton Keynes It is separated by the M1 motorway from
Milton Keynes itself, though part of the same urban area. Newport Pagnell services on the M1 are
named after the town.
"It is a shame . I can name about 20 players from around the world who are as good as
Iniesta, Xavi and 5 or 6 at the same level as protected boy Messi."
Octavio Santos (Manchester United fan)
If he'd have started his next sentence with: because, you know, Nani's been excellent this
year, I think I'd have had a good crack at trying to stuff my entire head into a saucepan and
boiling it like a cauliflower.
In a week that has seen the Christian festival of Epiphany come and pass, the world was
reminded of the day that three very wise men from the East came and paid homage to an even more
special baby boy.
Theology aside, the similarities bestowing the football world to this most sacred of Christian
holidays can be drawn.
Image: Facebook.
Saturday
- The Ronaldo family brought the LOLz all weekend long. While Ron and his piggy posed together,
Irina Shaykweight spent NYE in Vegas and CRJR was carted around by Aveiro family members who were
clad in denim eye-busters and brain bleeder white boots.
