By Ollie Irish
Shorts!
"That was touching ball, you c**t."
If you wanted any more proof that the world's most successful sports people tend to be
competitive assholes who hate to lose at anything, then Theo Walcott provided it this week.
On paper, there is no way the US MNT can beat their English counterpart tomorrow.
After all, England's squad features five or six bona fide soccer studs and their 23rd man would
be an upgrade for us at just about any position regardless of where that limey bastard played.
They've got Rooney's scoring runs, Lampard's laser shots, Gerrard's crunch-time crosses, Terry's
tenacious tackles and Capello's ultra-creative football brain.
