AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. AHHHHHHHHHH -- THROW THE GRAPES IN MY MOUTH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. MRS. DROGBA COOKING FOR IVORY COAST FANS -- WHEN I DRESS LIKE A WOMAN AND COOK FOR FANS THEY SAY IT'S "WEIRD" AND REFUSE TO EAT THE RUST MUFFINS I MAKE FOR THEM BUT WHEN DIDIER DROGBA'S MOTHER DOES IT EVERYONE THINKS IT'S GREAT!