The Blues provided another 4-0 performance in preseason, this time against Hong Kong champions Kitchee in the Asia Cup. We will now go on to play Aston Villa in the final while Kitchee will take on Blackburn for third place in the competition.

Chelsea dominated proceedings from the get-go with the usual problem of failing to test the goalkeeper enough during the first half except when Benayoun broke into the Kitchee box, was tripped and Lampard smashed home the penalty.

Chelsea put four past local side Kitchee in Hong Kong to set up an all English Asia Trophy Final against Aston Villa, who beat fellow EPL side Blackburn earlier today.

Aston Villa beat Blackburn 1-0 in the 2011 Asia Cup in Hong Kong today, to set up a Final clash on Saturday with either local side Kitchee or Chelsea who are currently playing in the other semi-final tie.

Schlong in Hong Kong.

Anelka with a George Michael-esque pose

Yeah, the above phrase, from known lyrologist Christopher Bridges, is kind of lewd. Hey, at least I didn't use Bang cock in Bangkok when we were in Thailand. Area Codes, dude.

By now you should know that we're on the cusp of competing in our first organized tournament of the new season.