Brazilian football star Kaka has taken on an anti-prostitution campaign with Hollywood homeboy Ashton Kutcher. We thought it was random when they started tweeting each other. Now it all makes sense.

Well, sorta. If this didn't come directly from his twitter a/c, we'd be sure it came from the Photoshop Fail blog.

If you're a US sports fan then you're probably familiar with Bill Simmons. The Sports Guy. He covers US sports from a non-journalistic fan perspective for ESPN, and fellow sports fans (mostly) love him for it. The man's Twitter followership is at near Ashton Kutcher levels. Though Simmons isn't exactly a soccer fan, he does seem [.

Brazilian football star Kaka has taken on an anti-prostitution campaign with Hollywood homeboy Ashton Kutcher. We thought it was random when they started tweeting each other. Now it all makes sense.

Well, sorta. If this didn't come directly from his twitter a/c, we'd be sure it came from the Photoshop Fail blog.

By Darshan Joshi, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Santa is a fat man. Ridiculous, really, that fact - you'd imagine that a man kids looked up to might be a tad healthier. You'd imagine Santa being the sort of man who may fall through your chimney, roll to the dining table and tell the kids to eat their greens and to lay off the ice-cream, but he can't because children recognise a hypocrite these days.