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What makes a great defender for your fantasy soccer team? He of course has to play in a winning team. He of course has to play often and whole games. If he scores a goal or gives an assist now and then that is a big plus. Of course we wouldnt mind if his price wouldnt be too much either.
So who are these denfenders.

Cheryl Cole emerged from her self-imposed time-out sporting a new blond hairstyle said to be influenced by ex-husband Ashley Cole.

Cheryl Cole has been warming to ex Ashley Cole after a turbulent few weeks which has seen the former Girls Aloud star axed as a judge for the US version of the X-Factor.

Cheryl Cole emerged from her self-imposed time-out sporting a new blond hairstyle said to be influenced by ex-husband Ashley Cole.

Cheryl Cole has been warming to ex Ashley Cole after a turbulent few weeks which has seen the former Girls Aloud star axed as a judge for the US version of the X-Factor.

Sonia Wild, modelo inglesa que saltó a la fama cuando The Sun publicó que había intercambiado fotos ardientes con Ashley Cole, es aficionada al fútbol. El Chelsea es uno de sus equipos preferidos, pero tras el affaire con Cole, que éste desmintió: "Un amigo cogió mi móvil y se hizo pasar por mí".

Sonia Wild, modelo inglesa que saltó a la fama cuando The Sun publicó que había intercambiado fotos ardientes con Ashley Cole, es aficionada al fútbol. El Chelsea es uno de sus equipos preferidos, pero tras el affaire con Cole, que éste desmintió: "Un amigo cogió mi móvil y se hizo pasar por mí".

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Ashley Cole is well over Cheryl, it seems...

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While Jeremy is our resident NUFC supporter, he is out of pocket this week so I'm going to take over with my thoughts on the transfer of Demba Ba from WHU to St. James' Park. Taken as a move by itself, there is little to do other than like it a lot. NUFC is desperate for strikers and Ba was very effective over the second half of last season at Upton Park.

Selecting the best team of a decade can be a flawed approach you miss the players who straddled the previous and current decades, you forget players who were great in the first half of the decade and you give undue importance to players of the latter half of the current decade.

Still, if you can expect anyone to make 'reasonable' picks, it would be Premier League managers (like Avram Grant), right?

By Dominic Vieira, writing from Lancaster, England

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Barclays Premier League, the manager's voted for their "Team of the Decade". It was no surprise to see the selection dominated by 6 Manchester United players with the others representing Chelsea, Liverpool and Newcastle.

Video- Ashley Cole tackle on Chicharito Javier Hernandez 2011 September is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

Video- Ashley Cole tackle on Chicharito Javier Hernandez 2011 September is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter This Ashley Cole tackle on Javier Chicharito Hernandez during Manchester United's 3-1 win over Chelsea FC in the Premiership on Sunday, September 18, 2011 infuriated Red Devils boss Sir Alex Ferguson, who dubbed Cole's [.

Ryan Betrand who is featuring in the European Under 21 tournament that is taking place at the moment is now the subject of speculation at Chelsea. It seems that Brendan Rogers is "in talks" with Chelsea about taking Betrand to Wales for the season ahead of Swansea's first season in the Premier League.

Would this crowd welcome Clichy with open arms?

First, lets get through a couple of updates for a player which I've already done in the last few posts.

The situation with Cesc Fabregas gets worse week by week. The stance at Arsenal seemed to be less staunch than before. If last year, the club put out and official statement to douse the worry, none of that has happened thus far.

The never-ending football transfer stories 1. Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid The ultimate annoying transfer saga. There was years of winking back-and-forth between Ronaldo and Real, secretly registered Spanish trademarks and a lot of bad feeling between Old Trafford and the Bernabeu. The deal seemed to be done in the summer of 2008, but the [.

We enter the transfer window with two of our players entering the last 12 months of their contracts, Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy.

Arsenal fans are fretting over what is to become of Nasri. The media has gone mad on linking him to Manchester United, even to the extent that they will offer us £8M for the playmaker.

Ashley Cole gives some Defensive advice to young Soccer wannabe. Nice one Ashley!

Football chants are the metaphoric glue that bonds fans together in banter. For some players these are songs praising their talent, for others, well, it's best not to go there. Unfortunately there are some offensive corkers we had to leave out, but the ones we left in are equally class.

By Chris Wright

As you would expect, Sir Alex Ferguson has been quick to out Ashley Cole's shin-high tackle on Javier Hernandez as 'shocking', adding that the Mexican striker is now likely to miss the next fortnight with a 'numb leg' see what you make of it...

Remarkably, Cole actually was booked for fouling Hernandez in the area, though somehow escaped a penalty call with referee Phil Dowd stating that the ball had gone out of play a split-nano second before the Chelsea left-back planted his studs into his opponent's calf.

1. This year's FA Cup sponsored by Back To The Future is getting confusing. Are we going to have one team turning up at Wembley for the final while their opponents are still finishing off their quarter-final replay? 2. Crawley Town manager Steve Evans is gradually morphing into a drag act. 3. Football really is [.

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The weekend starts here, people. Prepare yourself by 'boning up' on the hot issues from this week's headlines.

Good Week

-Out n' about: Utsiktens BK player Anton Hysen announced that he is gay during an interview with Offside magazine.

Disturbingly inept on a night when Chelsea needed a renaissance. Now, only a performance for the ages will do.

I felt myself resigned to this result as soon as Jose Bosingwa misjudged the diagonal pass that freed Ryan Giggs, and led to another dagger from Wayne Rooney.

He's played against the very best in the world for years, yet Ashley Cole will not have had a harder afternoon's work than he did at Old Trafford last Sunday. For the last decade, against the best the Premiership, European and International teams have had to offer in the shape of right wingers, he has more often than not, dealt with consummately.

He's played against the very best in the world for years, yet Ashley Cole will not have had a harder afternoon's work than he did at Old Trafford last Sunday. For the last decade, against the best the Premiership, European and International teams have had to offer in the shape of right wingers, he has more often than not, dealt with consummately.

After being knocked out in the last eight of the Champions League, Chelsea have finished in second place, Carlo Ancelotti has been fired and along with an ageing side; the cracks now visible at Stamford Bridge may be a bigger than they appear.

On Sunday 22nd Chelsea Football Club made an announcement that stated "Chelsea Football Club can confirm that Carlo Ancelotti parted company with the club today".

Today, a celebration of the wonder that is Martin Kelly, more than doubling the vote of his closest contender despite being injured since February. Tomorrow, we'll have results for Goal of the Season on Paisley Gates in the morning and Performance of the Season on Anfield Asylum in the afternoon (all times relative to me, which means US Eastern Time).

By Chris Wright

Fantastic imagery...

More topical Taiwanese CGI madness from Next Media Animation on Pies...

Hicks and Gillett's reign at Liverpool comes to an end

Wayne Rooney's hooker scandal

Ashley Cole guns down the work-experience boy

Cheryl Cole is contemplating giving Ashley Cole yet another chance as she spent a night with him at their old home. In The Stands' Rolly Pelovangu diverges from the football talk to investigate!

OK it is not necessarily football related, but the Chelsea fullback has been wooing and soothing his ex after she has been going through some soul-searching in the wake of being ditched from the US version of the X-Factor by Simon Cowell.

Cheryl Cole is contemplating giving Ashley Cole yet another chance as she spent a night with him at their old home. In The Stands' Rolly Pelovangu diverges from the football talk to investigate!

OK it is not necessarily football related, but the Chelsea fullback has been wooing and soothing his ex after she has been going through some soul-searching in the wake of being ditched from the US version of the X-Factor by Simon Cowell.

Ashley Cole is set to enter the restaurant biz in London with hip-hop artist Jay-Z. Prepare to add "restaurant mogul" to his resume.

Look, it already has its own website and everything.

"London is one of the most vibrant and exciting cities in the world and the perfect location for our new venue," Jay-Z said in an official statement.

Ashley Cole is set to enter the restaurant biz in London with hip-hop artist Jay-Z. Prepare to add "restaurant mogul" to his resume.

Look, it already has its own website and everything.

"London is one of the most vibrant and exciting cities in the world and the perfect location for our new venue," Jay-Z said in an official statement.

Quote from The Official Wycombe Wanderers website:

World-Cup winning striker Fernando Torres was on the scoresheet as Chelsea recorded a 3-0 victory over the Wanderers in a practice match at Cobham on Tuesday afternoon.
Yossi Benayoun danced through the visiting defence to open the scoring in the early stages and Nikki Bull produced a fine stop to deny Didier Drogba, while Scott Rendell missed Wycombe's best chance of the half from a tight angle.

Nike have released a video to showcase their new ball for the 2011-12 Premier League season. The Nike T90 Seitiro ball is featured in the video along with brief interviews with Clint Dempsey, Jack Wilshere, James Milner and Ashley Cole — who were...
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Ashely Cole and Chloe Green leaving Cirque du Soir, Ganton Street, London.

Ashley Cole and Chloe Green are a rando mix of people to be seen exiting Cirque du Soir's backdoor separately at 4am, no?

Clearly they must be doing it. And clearly Ashley has a fetish for oversized, wannabe ballerinas.

I can't quite recall but somewhere on the internet there was this discussion about the game that mentioned the possibility of Arsenal winning by outscoring Chelsea. Did you also read it?

What a game! Amazing. That's how football should be. Both teams started with a very positive intent and carried on in exactly the same manner for the duration of the game irrespective of the scoreline changes.

Images: Antenna3 via Glamour.es. Thanks L!

Oh, looky! Aitor Ocio and his stellar abs (and bad denim) are featured in a new Glamour ES interview. What do you need to know? Aitor is a self-confessed flirt. That's the basic gist. He also talks about his ex, Lara Sanchez and their daughter. If you don't live near an internationally-stocked newsagent, we suggest you book a flight abroad and pick up a copy.

In what appeared to be a difficult game tonight on paper and after conceding an early goal, Chelsea fought back to beat Sunderland 4-2 with goals from Frank Lampard, Salomon Kalou, John Terry and man of the match Nicolas Anelka. (See the goals in my previous post).
Carlo made two changes from the side that started against Everton.

It's time

Teams
Chelsea
Cech; Bosingwa, Ivanovic, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Essien, Lampard, Zhirkov, Drogba, Torres. Subs: Turnbull, Benayoun, Mikel, Malouda, Ferreira, Kalou, Anelka.

Manchester United
Van der Sar, Rafael, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Park, Carrick, Giggs, Valencia, Rooney, Hernandez.

No flying wing in sight, but this is no doubt going to be a back-alley fight. Prepare for a scrap, people.

As you can see above, there are ways to rattle Nemanja Vidic. Bite that motherfucker.

Who: Manchester United
What: Premier League, Round 37
When: 8 May, 4pm local time (11am EST)
Where: Old Trafford (75,957)
How: Fox Soccer Channel (DirecTV 619, Dish 149)

Why: Why the hell not?

Another season of high hopes and eventual frustration for Arsenal has ended. Another season of, at times enterprising football, but ultimately poor defending and poor decisions has ended with the Gunners going six seasons without a trophy.

The chance of finishing the season without a trophy looked very unlikely as Arsenal went into the Carling Cup Final as massive favourites against Premier League Minnows (and ultimately relegation fodder) Birmingham City.

Another season of high hopes and eventual frustration for Arsenal has ended. Another season of, at times enterprising football, but ultimately poor defending and poor decisions has ended with the Gunners going six seasons without a trophy.

The chance of finishing the season without a trophy looked very unlikely as Arsenal went into the Carling Cup Final as massive favourites against Premier League Minnows (and ultimately relegation fodder) Birmingham City.