Dirty Tackle 13 November @ 05:57 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. STILL BEING INJURED AHHHHHH I STILL CAN'T PLAY AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!! I THINK I'M
GOING CROSS EYED AND I'M STARTING TO LOOK LIKE BILL MURRAY IN CADDYSHACK!!!!!!! THIS IS
HORRIBLE!
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Dirty Tackle 06 November @ 06:55 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. BEING INJURED I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!! SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF BUSTING SKULLS ON THE
PITCH HAS FORCED ME TO DO THINGS THAT I WOULD NEVER NORMALLY DO!!!!! LIKE SMILING AND CALMLY
LOUNGING ON THE COUCH!
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The resumption of the Europa League after a short hiatus meant another important round of games for
Everton and Fulham. With those clubs in action, both Clint Dempsey and Tim Howard were in action
Thursday afternoon.
Dempsey's Fulham traveled to Rome, and after getting out to a 1-0 lead, were reduced to 10 men
early in the second half.
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The resumption of the Europa League after a short hiatus meant another important round of games for
Everton and Fulham. With those clubs in action, both Clint Dempsey and Tim Howard were in action
Thursday afternoon.
Dempsey's Fulham traveled to Rome, and after getting out to a 1-0 lead, were reduced to 10 men
early in the second half.
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Dirty Tackle 30 October @ 06:02 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. HALLOWEEN I DECIDED TO BE A MONK FOR HALLOWEEN AGAIN THIS YEAR AND I ASKED MY FRIEND MICHAL
ZEWLAKOW TO BE A MONK AGAIN TOO BUT HE SAID WE SHOULD BE MICHAEL JACKSONS AND I SAID "AHHHHHHH BUT
I WANT TO BE A MONK!
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Dirty Tackle 29 October @ 04:42 AM EST
A typically youthful Arsenal Carling Cup side (save captain for a day Mickael Silvestre)
defeated Liverpool's mixed bag lineup 2-1 on Wednesday. It was obviously tough fourth round draw
for both clubs and ended in controversy when Alberto Aquilani, making his Liverpool first team
debut after coming on as a substitute, took an overhead shot at goal in injury that hit Philippe
Senderos on the arm.
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Dirty Tackle 23 October @ 05:13 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. WHATEVER THE HELL IS STUCK IN MY TEETH THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK IN MY TEETH AND I CAN'T GET IT
OUT!!!!!! I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! AHHHHHH IT BETTER NOT BE HYPODERMIC NEEDLE!!!!!!!
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Dirty Tackle 16 October @ 04:37 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. POLAND MISSING THE WORLD CUP THIS WOULD HAVE SUCKED EVEN MORE IF I WAS ACTUALLY STILL ON THE
TEAM!!!!!! BUT IT WAS NICE TO SEE THEM SCORE OWN GOALS ON SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!!!! PLUS I
MIGHT GO TO SOUTH AFRICA NEXT SUMMER ANYWAY JUST TO DIG UP THESE BLOOD DIAMONDS I KEEP HEARING
ABOUT!
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Dirty Tackle 15 October @ 04:55 PM EST
All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty
Tackle...
Those cinema screenings of the Ukraine v England match didn't go so hot. [Channelbee]
The transcript of yesterday's Artur Boruc Twitter Q&A is up on our new Facebook page.
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Portsmouth Vs Liverpool Tickets Still Available!
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Watch Ukraine Vs England Live Online!
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Some Lovely Links Just For You!
Portsmouth Vs Liverpool Tickets Still Available!
Portsmouth Vs Manchester United Tickets Still Available!
Watch Ukraine Vs England Live Online!
Try the Fantastic CaughtOffside Tool Bar!
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Dirty Tackle 09 October @ 04:31 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. LOSING THE OLD FIRM DERBY AHHHHHHHHH WE KEEP LOSING BIG MATCHES AND IT'S
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TRIED YELLING AT MY TEAMMATES TO MAKE THEM STOP DOING THIS TO ME BUT THEIR
EARS JUST START BLEEDING AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND THEY END UP PLAYING
EVEN WORSE AFTER THAT WHICH MAKES ME YELL AT THEM AGAIN AND AHHHHHHHH IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE THAT
WILL NEVER STOP!
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Dirty Tackle 07 October @ 01:00 PM EST
Anytime you give a WAG the platform to say stuff, it's a dangerous proposition. They are a wily
group emotionally unpredictable and heaven help you if Luis Vuitton is closed.
Perhaps this is why Julio Cesar's wife (and former girlfriend of Fat Ronaldo) Susana Werner
decided to play the part of amateur contract negotiator and post the following on her blog:
"It's a week of great emotions.
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Polish keeper is the best Van der Sar replacement around.
Portsmouth Vs Manchester United Tickets Still Available!
Watch Ukraine Vs England Live Online!
One problem for Ferguson is that yesterday's puzzling takeover of Portsmouth by a man
rich enough to be able to buy a much better club than Portsmouth may complicate Ferguson's cunning
plan to sign David James in January.
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Rangers faced Celtic in the "Old Firm" on Sunday, October 4, 2009 which is one of the biggest
rivalries in all of Europe. Here's a full recap of the match along with video highlights.
Rangers edge Celtic 2-1 in Old Firm Video Highlights
(Recap courtesy of http://www.
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Dirty Tackle 02 October @ 04:04 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. RUSSIAN HOOLIGANS THEY NEED TO LEARN THAT MASSIVE BRAWLS ARE BARBARIC AND STUPID!!!!!!!! I
MEAN I DON'T WANT A HUNDRED OTHER IDIOTS GETTING IN THE WAY WHEN I'M OUT THERE TRYING TO KICK AND
BITE STREET SIGNS!
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With Champions League action done and dusted once again, attention turns to the Europa League
today. Americans Tim Howard, Clint Dempsey, Eddie Johnson and perhaps even Dominic Cervi could all
see action again as their respective clubs continue group play.
Tim Howard and Everton head to Borisov, Belarus to take on FC BATE.
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I haven't seen that coming. Remember the piece I wrote about the goalkeepers who should be in
contention for the spots in the national team? How could I know that the mind of our temporary
coach Stefan Majewski can surpass any expectations. Jerzy Dudek returns to the national team
straight from Real Madrid's bench to prove that he's still up to the task.
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Dirty Tackle 25 September @ 03:01 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. GARY CALDWELL YOU ARE TRULY THE WORST CAPTAIN EVER!!!!!! FIRST YOU SCORED ON ME IN THE
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THEN YOU ARGUED WITH ME DURING LAST WEEKEND'S MATCH!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD
POSSIBLY BE A WORSE TEAM LEADER IS IF YOU GAVE US ALL HERPES AND FORFEITED EVERY MATCH!
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Dirty Tackle 18 September @ 05:01 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. TRYING TO CATCH UP YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME BUT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO READ THE NEWS ALL
WEEK!!!!!!!!!! I SPENT THE FIRST PART OF THE WEEK IN A SULFURIC ACID RELATED COMA AND THEN
YESTERDAY I WAS BUSY WATCHING MY BORDERLINE RETARDED DEFENDERS COLLAPSE AND ALLOW TWO LATE GOALS
CAUSING CELTIC TO LOSE ANOTHER MATCH IN EUROPE!
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Arsenal forward Eduardo Da Silva was this evening celebrating after having his 2 match European ban
lifted by the regions football governing body UEFA. The Croatian international had previously had
the ban imposed upon him after seeming to tumble to the ground all too easily to win a penalty in
his side's Champions League qualifying victory over Scottish rivals Celtic at the Emirates Stadium
on the 26th of August.
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Arsenal striker Eduardo has seen his two-match UEFA Champions League ban overturned by European
football's governing body.
The Croatia international was handed the punishment after tumbling to the ground to win a
penalty in the second leg of the qualifying showdown against Celtic.
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Its going to be hard to fill his gloves.
There have been many keepers linked with a potential move to Old Trafford but as far as I can
see there is not a better candidate for the job than this man.
Artur Boruc is a class act. Take away the slight insanity he appears to possess, or leave it as
it is, and you have a goalkeeper who is one of the best on the planet today and perhaps more
importantly a keeper who would surely jump at the chance to make a move to the upper echelons of
the footballing pyramid.
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Off the Post 11 September @ 01:42 PM EST
Showing off our link-up play Glenn Hoddle on the injustice of the Hand of God. He must have sinned
in a previous life. [Channel Bee] The latest editon of the often hilarious and always disturbing
Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List [Dirty Tackle] A decent long-range strike was one of six goals
Germany's women put past England to win [.
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Wenger makes a valid point on the culture of simulation.
Wenger has conceded the striker exaggerated his fall, but he still believes Celtic
goalkeeper Artur Boruc made contact with Eduardo and a penalty was justified.
'Eduardo made a bit more of it but watch the television and it is part of the game,' said the
Arsenal manager.
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Dirty Tackle 11 September @ 03:24 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. MISSING THE WORLD CUP I HATE MISSING THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE MISSING CHRISTMAS AND
YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THE DAY YOUR PARENTS LET YOU PLAY WITH BLOW TORCHES ALL AT THE SAME
TIME!!!!!!!
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Sir Alex is looking for an able replacement for when Edwin calls it a day.
Manchester United are eyeing up Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev as they prepare for life
after Edwin van der Sar. Sir Alex Ferguson is not convinced by Ben Foster, and has set his sights
on the 23-year-old CSKA Moscow man.
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Dirty Tackle 04 September @ 03:31 AM EST
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. ARSENE WENGER'S SHOW HOW CAN YOU GET SENT OFF FOR KICKING A WATER BOTTLE?!?!?!! ONE TIME I
FILLED A WATER BOTTLE WITH MILITARY GRADE EXPLOSIVES AND THEN I DRILLED A BABY IN THE HEAD WITH IT
AND ALL I GOT WAS A WARNING!
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Does the punishment fit the crime?
Chelsea have been banned from signing any new players until January 2011.
The punishment was meted out by world governing body Fifa after the club was found guilty of
inducing Gael Kakuta to break his contract with Lens in 2007.
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American goalkeeper Dominic Cervi is set to make his club debut for Celtic FC tonight as the
Hoops take on Benfica in the CNE Cup, a friendly at BMO Field in Toronto.
Celtic will be without most of its top stars, which are away on international duty, including
starting goalkeeper and Polish international Artur Boruc.
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American goalkeeper Dominic Cervi is set to make his club debut for Celtic FC tonight as the
Hoops take on Benfica in the CNE Cup, a friendly at BMO Field in Toronto.
Celtic will be without most of its top stars, which are away on international duty, including
starting goalkeeper and Polish international Artur Boruc.
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EPL Talk 02 September @ 12:09 PM EST
Much has been said about Arsenal striker Eduardo da Silva's dive against Celtic during last
Wednesday's 2nd leg of the Champions League pre-qualifier. One split-second incident has led to
questions about Michael Platini's proposed system of 5 referees, TV technology, retrospective
charges and just exactly what is it that constitutes a dive.
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Arsenal striker Eduardo has been suspended for two matches for his dive during Arsenal's recent
UEFA Champions League victory against Celtic last week. He will now miss the first two matches of
the group stage.
Eduardo was punished for pretending to be taken down by Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc on a play
that earned Arsenal a penalty kick.
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Arsenal striker Eduardo has been suspended for two matches for his dive during Arsenal's recent
UEFA Champions League victory against Celtic last week. He will now miss the first two matches of
the group stage.
Eduardo was punished for pretending to be taken down by Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc on a play
that earned Arsenal a penalty kick.
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