AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. GET OUT OF MY WAY -- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???!??!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!

2. ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC SLAPPING PEOPLE -- IS IT STILL THE YEAR 1992 WHEN MEN WOULD SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES WITH A SLAP AND A DUEL WHILE MC HAMMER'S "2 LEGIT 2 QUIT" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND?

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. AHHHHHHHHHH -- THROW THE GRAPES IN MY MOUTH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. MRS. DROGBA COOKING FOR IVORY COAST FANS -- WHEN I DRESS LIKE A WOMAN AND COOK FOR FANS THEY SAY IT'S "WEIRD" AND REFUSE TO EAT THE RUST MUFFINS I MAKE FOR THEM BUT WHEN DIDIER DROGBA'S MOTHER DOES IT EVERYONE THINKS IT'S GREAT!

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. WHAT'S GOING ON -- THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON OVER THERE BUT I CAN'T SEE IT?!?!??!??!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!??!?!??! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!??!!??!?!?!??! AHHHHHHHH I HOPE IT'S ON THE NEWS LATER!

Inter Milan took a toothless Fiorentina side apart on Saturday night to claim three valuable points that see them move up to 11th in Serie A. Missing the likes of Javier Zanetti, Dejan Stankovic, Diego Forlan and Wesley Sneijder through injury and suspension, Claudio Ranieri had to shuffle his pack. Maicon, Yuto Nagatomo and Lucio came into the backline while Philippe Coutinho replaced Ricky.

Artur Boruc. Mad, hot man. Image via dirtytackle.

Jose Mourinho. Roy Keane. Artur Boruc. Eric Cantona. Genaro Gattuso. Joey Barton.

We all know that despite occasional lapses into normal behaviour, all of the above guys spend more time operating on the outer fringes of the sanity scale than the rest of us.

Liverpool are being linked with a move for ex-Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc, reports the Daily Mail.
The Polish goalkeeper, currently applying his trade with Fiorentina, earned 79 clean sheets in over 200 matches for the old firm side during a five year spell at Celtic Park.
Boruc left Celtic for Italy to become an understudy to Sebastien Frey and had to wait until November for his first start for the club.

Several of us had suspected that Spurs' transfer dealings involving goalkeepers weren't quite over and there are rumours today linking two separate stoppers to the club.

Polish International Artur Boruc spent 5 years at Celtic before heading to Serie A with Fiorentina. The keeper was originally battling with Sebastien Frey for the number one shirt but stepped in after Frey's injury and made over 20 appearances.

Can you smell Euro 2012 coming? I can as I ordered 15 tickets for the matches (Poland's group games and games in Poznań). If I'm allocated all of them I will probably have to sell my liver (not in a good shape) to pay for all of it. You can order your tickets till the end of March on the UEFA homepage.

As expected, Franz Smuda didn't hold a grudge too long against Sławomir Peszko. The fact that he's one of his favourite players and his good displays in the Bundesliga certainly helped. The same can't be said about Artur Boruc, who even in the light of Fabiański and Szczęsny's injuries didn't receive a call up.

by guest writer Liam Apicella Champions League hunting Palermo will be hoping that they have no more early kick offs for the remainder of the season. For the fourth time in four consecutive 12:30pm starts, the Rosanero have slipped to defeat, on this occasion it was visiting Fiorentina who were the beneficiaries.