Arsenal stories - Most popular for January 2010

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How to insult Aston Villa: a step by step guide

Untold Arsenal 28 January @ 10:09 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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It is hard to imagine that a tactical analysis of how the other team play could constitute "the biggest insult" that one can give a team. Yet that is what the rather strange M O'Neill said about our Lord's statements concerning the 0-0 draw in northern Birmingham. I have in the past had a bit of a [.

Exclusive full match report of Arsenal v Bolton; and this is the only place you can read it.

Untold Arsenal 07 January @ 09:16 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx The starting line up was Almunia, Sagna, Gallas, Vermaelen, Traore, Denilson, Diaby, Ramsey, Nasri, Arshavin and Eduardo. Bolton kick off and launch a rocket at the Arsenal goal. The ball hits Almunia (who is still waving at the crowd behind his goal) on the back of his head and it goes out for a [.

Liverpool and Man U approach meltdown

Untold Arsenal 11 January @ 09:06 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Clubs can have financial problems. Clubs can have people problems. Club can have squad problems. And clubs can have supporters who have fallen out of love with the board. We see it all the time. And I mean all the time, because at the moment on the Making the Arsenal blog (www.blog.woolwicharsenal.

Every EPL club going bust except Arsenal. Extra, extra, read all about it.

Untold Arsenal 14 January @ 03:04 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Well hi diddley dee do! I have just spent 2.5 years screaming about the insanity of football in the EPL and how it will all end in tears, and what do you know? It is all ending in tears! (Apart from those down the pub where it all ends in beers). There is so much happening [...]

The foundations of future football success

Untold Arsenal 29 January @ 08:45 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Phil Gregory I read a great book over Christmas, Michael Lewis's Moneyball. Despite my total lack of knowledge on the sport it is concerned with, I was fascinated because it's actually a baseball book which follows a particular American team that consistently outperforms its rivals despite severe financial constraints (see where I'm going with this [.

14 extra points, 22 more goals and a better defence. That’s this season compared with last.

Untold Arsenal 01 January @ 07:14 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Below is an article by Walter Broeckx, but before that, a quick editorial, as it were... I am still not sure if the correspondence following the post on 31 December was the funniest thing or the saddest thing I've ever seen on this site. Even after the top of the article was changed to make it plain [.

West Ham v Arsenal. Score, teams, and what happens afterwards

Untold Arsenal 03 January @ 07:18 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Warning: contains dead bodies, mild peril, partial nudity, swearing, irony and occasional violence. "West Ham are in dire straits," said Billy the Dog, as I approached the allotment and offered him a pint of sweet sherry. "That Mark Knoffler has lost it, the new glacier tax is hitting them hard, and their bid to host the [.

Bookmakers attack Untold Towers after we make another perfect Arsenal prediction.

Untold Arsenal 03 January @ 07:37 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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There were unprecedented scenes tonight at Untold Towers, the rural enclave which houses Untold Arsenal. As editors and copywriters gathered on the 42nd floor and watched in amazement a crowd of over 400 bookmakers, bookies runners and a couple of burger sellers attacked the building with sticks, staves and a centurian tank.

This was the best thing that could have happened to Fran and Jack.

Untold Arsenal 04 January @ 08:50 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Great was my expectation when I saw the names of Fran Merida and Jack Wilshere on the team sheet. I have seen them play a few games in the Carling Cup, the Emirates Cup, in the reserves and even in the Champions League. When they play in the Emirates cup, which after all is [...]

Club owners, club morals, club debt; how Arsenal are different.

Untold Arsenal 05 January @ 05:41 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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As a starting point, take Manchester IOU who are thinking about a £600m bond issue to try and sort out their debts. First thing to note here is that you don't do this sort of thing if everything is fit and dandy. So we might ask, why issue bonds? The scheme is designed to move the [...]

Arsenal v Notlob Srerednaw: the league match of the decade

Untold Arsenal 06 January @ 05:36 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Warning: contains occasional insanity, multiple insults, ephemeral nursery rhymes and mild fantasy. So, here I am on Wednesday morn, with three thoughts in my head which is an improvement of the one that normally resides there. Thought one: will the game go ahead? If it does the 27.5 Notlob supporters who normally travel out of the [.

The light at the end of the tunnel is not always the express train travelling in the other direction

Untold Arsenal 06 January @ 04:42 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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So the match of the decade (see my last piece) has been postponed. Instead I wonder if we might debate something that was raised on the site this week.... What will happen to the clubs that die as a result of financial mismanagement? It is a topic that should be close to our hearts because [...]

What are you playing at Fran Merida

Untold Arsenal 08 January @ 04:20 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Let me make it clear that this is not a tirade against Fran Media. If he goes, or if he has already gone, then I will be sorry, but I'll understand. It is what agents do to young players. Get games every week, grass is always greener, all that stuff. But if he is going, I [...]

Arsenal v Everton preview unlike any other Arsenal Everton preview. Honest.

Untold Arsenal 08 January @ 02:37 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Well, hi-de-diddley-do there. Phil's doing exams, so I'm doing the predictions and stuff. Right, of we go... High-flying Everton travel to the Emirates aiming to continue their fantastic run in the league. (How am I doing so far?) The Gunners dropped out of the title race when they slumped to a 3-0 home defeat to leaders Chelsea [.

My greatest ever Arsenal game: Arsenal 2 Everton 2

Untold Arsenal 09 January @ 06:03 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I have enjoyed many an Arsenal game, but this one had one moment which was utterly wonderful. Rosicky had scored in front of us, the final whistle had gone, and we stood to leave block 99. I got to the stairway and as is my wont, allowed others to pass before Jane and I could step into [...]

How far is H Redknapp to blame for Portsmouth’s demise?

Untold Arsenal 10 January @ 03:36 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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H Redknapp has publicly stated that he does not feel himself responsible for any of the events subsequent to his departure at West Ham, Portsmouth or Southampton. My question in this piece is dead simple. Is this view reasonable, or she he be held responsible in relation to his second spell at Portsmouth?

Song Billong in the team

Untold Arsenal 12 January @ 09:26 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Alexandre Dimitri Song Billong is the full name of our defensive midfield player. The first time he really caught my eye was two seasons ago when we played in the Carling cup against Blackburn in the season 2007-2008. For those who can't remember it, it was the game in which our youngsters played at [.

Revenue and Customs let rip as football falls apart

Untold Arsenal 13 January @ 10:08 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The news has just emerged that the Revenue is having a battle with Manchester United over the issue of who pays tax on image rights. The offer document for the new bond mentions that there might be a legal case over the matter. It also seem that Man U have difficulty in remembering their own stories.

Vermaelen wins “Best Player” award and reveals allergy to grass and Spain

Untold Arsenal 14 January @ 05:10 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Thomas Vermaelen has been voted best Belgian football player outside Belgium. Every year in Belgium we have the election of the golden boot. It is the election by reporters and trainers of the best player in the Belgian league. I must admit I hardly take notice of this election as football in my country doesn't [.

3 new players, 11 “almost new” players, and a vote for Untold Arsenal

Untold Arsenal 15 January @ 09:23 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I have only just found out about the Soccer Lens Awards (thanks to our good friend Gf60) so there is only a day or so left for getting entries in. (Sorry I have been so taken up with all the events of the last few days. Fancy Liverpool losing all their players at once. Well [...]

Laugh? I nearly died. John Aldridge on Liverpool, Jacko Jones on Arsenal.

Untold Arsenal 16 January @ 08:39 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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This is it: the big day. The very big day. The biggest day of biggest days of all biggest days. For today is the day (the exact day, the very exact day, the precise day). And already it has been celebrated by the most extraordinarily bizarre and eccentric radio broadcast about football ever. Which is just right [.

Life in Bolton, and other elements of chaos theory

Untold Arsenal 17 January @ 05:50 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Billy the Dog was not quite in the best of moods or the finest of fettle when I met him on the allotment to discuss the game against the almighty Notlob in the Land of the Fabled Beast. I started by asking the question everyone asks, "Is there life in Bolton?" "It doesn't really matter," he replied [.

Welcome to Football 3.0 and bid farewell to the old regime.

Untold Arsenal 18 January @ 09:38 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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To recap and explain (or vice versa) Football 1.0 started when Preston North End were thrown out of the FA Cup in 1884 after a complaint from Upton Park FC that Preston had been paying their players. As a direct result of this Preston got together with other northern clubs and formed the Football League wherein [.

E D U A R D O!!!!

Untold Arsenal 19 January @ 04:27 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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E D U A R D O!!!! by Walter Broeckx With the current injury crisis at Arsenal, well one could say with the back to normal business injury crisis, we have seen a change in players up front. If we take a look at our season so far then at the beginning we played with Arshavin – [...]

How to speak Notlobian and what a man in the Isle of Man has to do with this match

Untold Arsenal 20 January @ 04:22 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Special advanced notice: although much of the commentary consists of mindless gibberish there is a bit of serious stuff part way through, which is all true. You have to guess which bit it is. Part the First: The Evil Empire Bolton Wanderers, known as Notlob, make the Evil Empire look like a troupe of ballet dancers performing [.

Perfectly perfect: Bolton, Arsenal, the crowd, Billy the Dog

Untold Arsenal 21 January @ 05:36 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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To begin a few days ago. Billy the Dog predicted on this very site that Bolton would score first and the goal would be scored with the left foot. I haven't seen the TV of the game, but from where I sat, it looked pretty much like that. Now I admit that this was a prediction [...]

We’re bottom of the league (if you hold the league table upside down)

Untold Arsenal 21 January @ 12:26 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx So here we are where the doom and gloomers never expected us to be: top of the league in January. They will point at the fact we played one game more now and (having done my sums) I wouldn't disagree on this. But we are in it and by the look of it [...]

How to be a lying toad: the ten rules of football journalism

Untold Arsenal 22 January @ 09:43 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Today, 22 January 2010, is the 100th anniversary to the day of the meetings that marked the end of the old Arsenal, and the birth of the club we know and love today. Newspapers played a major part in giving us an understanding of that story, not least because Henry Norris himself wrote a lot of [...]

Ooh yes they hate us.

Untold Arsenal 23 January @ 10:53 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Some hate us for what happened to them in the past. The 1989 Liverpool victims. Or the ones like Shearer who came across Arsenal and Arsène Wenger in his Newcastle days and almost always lost in the league and in cup games. Then you have the Tottenham connection like Linneker and if you take [.

Stoke is not in Stoke (and the first ever football blog to try a joke in Latin)

Untold Arsenal 24 January @ 05:32 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Today's game is in the FA Cup, or Facup as it is known in the Latin tongue which still dominates the region where Stoke play. As with all nouns in Latin the word "facup" can be conjugated and it is vital to be able to do this properly if wishing to discourse with the locals [...]

Wenger’s Greatest Mistakes

Untold Arsenal 25 January @ 05:37 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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There were a couple of comments yesterday that in the face of an exit from another competition to the effect that I should not be so positive in my comments on this site. A defeat, an exit from the Cup, is a time for sadness and reflection on what we should have done. So, in response, [...]

“A towel has immense psychological value” (Douglas Adams)*

Untold Arsenal 25 January @ 02:16 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx I don't like the ritual from Delap when he is going to take a throw-in. On Sunday I watched the game and I have timed how much time it takes to get the ball back in play when Stoke City can take a throw and they let Delap do it. You have to take [...]

Arsenal should be more like Man U

Untold Arsenal 26 January @ 09:05 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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by Simon Bailey My mum hates football. She loves racing, athletics, tennis, snooker, rugby, just not football. But within her dislike of football is her loathing of anything Manchester United. Even as a dedicated non supporter of football, my mum, I am proud to say, is an ABU. Anyone but united. Whilst they were capturing the Asian markets [.

How Wenger Used the Doom and Gloomers to his advantage

Untold Arsenal 27 January @ 05:29 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I have been interested of late at the way the Anti-Arsenal brigade has been developing its tactics. In the olden days (ie last year) they would mostly spend their time saying that our players were all leaving just like Flamini and Hleb before them. Cesc was going to Barca and the world would end. Now the reason [.

Who is insulting whom? A deeper review of the O’Neill comments

Untold Arsenal 28 January @ 03:24 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Martin O'Neill was angry at Arsène Wenger because (and I quote what Wenger has said) "They [Aston Villa] play a very efficient English game, with long balls and it is very physical. They are a good side at counter attacking. When we took the gamble to go forward and they won the ball, they [.

Well what do you know? It’s us against that other lot.

Untold Arsenal 30 January @ 07:27 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Phil Gregory A crunch tie for Arsenal's title hopes looms in the form of Manchester United's visit to the Emirates. The Mancunians (not to mention the hordes from Cornwall ed) will be no doubt buoyed from Wayne Rooney's late winner in a heated Manchester derby, sending thgem into the final. Alex Ferguson's side feign not [.