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Are you Leeds United in disguise? The crisis at Liverpool and why Arsenal are different

Untold Arsenal 23 December @ 07:17 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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It has taken me a long time but finally I have found something to like about Rafael Benítez. When he answered the question about how he rated the ref and said, "the referee was perfect" I really did smile for the first time ever in a Benitez interview. It reminded me of Stephen Fry's famous schoolboy quip, [.

How many predictions do I have to get right before you believe?

Untold Arsenal 13 December @ 02:48 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Here it is part of the text from last night... "2-1 to the Arsenal," said Billy. "Hat-trick for Theo," I agreed. OK I got the goalscorer wrong, but the score was once again correct, and the notion of the own goal was right although once again I admit I got the side wrong. And yes, I agree, [...]

How to be an Arsenal doom and gloomer in ten easy steps

Untold Arsenal 14 December @ 03:26 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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1. Take individual moments from games and use them as proof for your point. But avoid seeing these in context. So if a player makes a bad pass just before the opposition score, focus on that, blame him for the goal, and ignore anything else he did in the game. Keep the whole argument incredibly [.

A Johnny Foreigner can never be a true Arsenal fan.

Untold Arsenal 16 December @ 05:59 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx In the comment section of this site a couple of days ago there was a comment from a Gooner from South Africa who was declared not a real fan of The Arsenal because he did not live in England. I must say that from my own experience I never had some one saying this [...]

Arsenal enters a time loop, and Hull accuse an Arsenal player of having an offensive wife

Untold Arsenal 18 December @ 03:46 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Way back before the dawn of the space time continuum I worked as a writer of (among other things) science fiction books of the Doctor Who and Blake's 7 variety. So I know all about temporal distortions, reversing the polarity, and "Absolute zero sub-ether technology," which Avon described as "clever stuff.

Portsmouth go bust just before they play The Arsenal.

Untold Arsenal 30 December @ 12:22 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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We've been talking a bit about motivating your players and demoralising them in an earlier post. I then replied with an earlier post that was earlier than this post but not as early as the post I called an earlier post in the last paragraph. I thought was enough two posts in one day. And then suddenly [.

The refs’ double standards

Untold Arsenal 01 December @ 04:09 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The refs' double standards, the difficulties, the hidden things and the human side of it all. By Walter Broeckx I already have written a few pieces on some double standards that were used in some Arsenal games the last weeks. Both against Sunderland and Chelsea the Arsenal players were allowed half of the physical challenge compared [.

Arsenal reserves vs. Man City; teams, tactics and the result

Untold Arsenal 02 December @ 04:17 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Arsenal reserves vs. Man City by Phil Gregory Nothing like a bit of Carling Cup action to soothe the pain of the weekend's result! When the draw came out, I was admittedly apprehensive, being that at that point, City were playing their first team in the competition and were on top form. Now however, I'm viewing [.

Is this just a conspiracy theory, or is English football truly corrupt?

Untold Arsenal 03 December @ 05:11 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I wrote two days ago that I had reached the conclusion that football in England was corrupt. In response to my article the majority of commentators agreed, but three arguments were put forward to reject the claim. They are important points, and I think they need debating. 1: As soon as Arsenal lose a match I start [.

On the 100th anniversary of Arsenal v Tottenham, what sport tells us about life

Untold Arsenal 04 December @ 07:57 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Today is the day we celebrate the 100th anniversary of the first ever Arsenal v Tottenham game. There is a full article on this on www.blog.woolwicharsenal.co.uk This day was, in a very real sense, the start of a process that led us to Highbury, Division I and Herbert Chapman. So it seems appropriate for a moment on [.

Arsenal v Stoke, the facts, stats, and the result before it even happens

Untold Arsenal 04 December @ 02:25 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Arsenal vs. Stoke preview On Saturday, Arsenal play host to Stoke City on a day that marks the 100 year anniversary of the first ever North London derby! Pulis is marking himself to be a bit of an Allardyce in terms of management approach: he makes no apologies for his side's style of play, and manages consistently [.

“Throw in a minute, you’ll get a throw in a minute” as we predict right again

Untold Arsenal 06 December @ 06:44 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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So, to start with the important bit the bit that kept me out all night with Billy the Dog celebrating our massive winnings 2-0 to the Arsenal was the score predicted and 2-0 was what we got. Several bookies ushered us out of their shops and we are having to place bets as far [...]

A work of total genius

Untold Arsenal 07 December @ 05:50 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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You have to be a genius to do this by Walter Broeckx On November 14 the worst thing happened again. The international games took its toll and Van Persie was out for what seems to be now 4 or 5 months. Van Persie was the focus of our attack. He was scoring goals, he was [...]

Proving that both the English league and Champs league are corrupt

Untold Arsenal 08 December @ 04:36 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I will admit at once that there are two problems in proving corruption exists within English football. First, the only people who stand a chance of proving corruption are a) the police b) the football authorities c) an insider in a club, or a journalist with exquisite sources. As I will outline below, part of my argument is that the [.

How a story gets into the paper without anyone checking a word

Untold Arsenal 09 December @ 09:25 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I watched two things on TV last night, and both rang bells in my head. The first was an old Hercule Poirot film with David Suchet, based on the 1924 Agatha Christie short story "Western Star". It contains the lines... Hastings: "I don't know how they get these stories in the papers." Poirot: "They make it up.

Why so pro-Wenger and why the blind support for project youth?

Untold Arsenal 10 December @ 04:50 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Thursday 10 December and everyone else is probably talking about last night's brilliant performance by the under 10s in Greece. So, what with this being UNTOLD ARSENAL and all, I thought I would attack the issue from another angle. The headline above was a question raised by a writer in our correspondence column, and I thought [.

How to knock the Arsenal: a journalists’ guide

Untold Arsenal 12 December @ 07:38 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx and Tony Attwood Knocking the Arsenal is an important part of the job of every reporter. To be fair some do back off when we are playing brilliant football and winning stuff (only the Guardian and Observer did snarling cynical pieces about the club in the days after we finished the unbeaten season).

Billy the Dog McGraw denies intimate relationship with Tiger Woods. Exclusive!

Untold Arsenal 12 December @ 05:31 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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In a tearful and emotional statement, Billy The Dog McGraw, landlord of the Toppled Bollard, just off Gillespie Road, today denied that he had had any close or passionate relationship with golf master Tiger Woods. "It is stupid to suggest I could do such a thing," said Billy over a pint of vodka. "Do I look [.

The famous Untold Arsenal prediction service: Burnley away.

Untold Arsenal 16 December @ 05:28 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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by Phil Gregory Three points at Anfield. Excellent. Exactly what we needed given the opportunity provided thanks to United and Chelsea's poor results. The Gunners next trek up Turf Moor to face a Burnley side surpassing all expectations in the Premier League this season. Recent form: Arsenal secured their second win on the trot at Anfield, with Andrey [.

Wolverhampton Reserves and Arsenal Reserves – where’s the difference?

Untold Arsenal 17 December @ 07:11 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Tuesday evening. Wife not at home. Anything on the TV? Oh yes they give a game of the EPL this evening. Well I might take a look. So I put on my sporting channel and instead of a game of the EPL I see it's a game of the BEPL. The Bent English Premier [...]

From across the galaxies, the overwhelming Untold Arsenal prediction service…

Untold Arsenal 19 December @ 05:51 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Editor's preamble: I am thrilled to announce that Phil Gregory has been found, dusted down, and has provided his pre-match analysis. My match review will (snow willing) be appearing in the Observer on Sunday. Now Phil's piece... Arsenal "welcome" Hull to the Emirates Cup for a clash that has plenty of controversy surrounding it, despite Hull's promotion [.

Arry charged with tax evasion; Untold predicts the exact score YET AGAIN

Untold Arsenal 20 December @ 05:33 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Redknapp to be charged with defrauding Revenue and Customs Untold Arsenal predicts EXACTLY the right score yet again!!! Oh where to begin? The is the second Tottenham manager in recent history to have had a little contretemps with the authorities while holding that esteemed office. In 1987 David Pleat was cautioned concerning kerb crawling (the tactic of driving [.

Arsenal this past week: the ref’s perspective

Untold Arsenal 21 December @ 05:27 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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As I sometimes get the remark that we only talk about the ref after a defeat, I will try to change this for once. The reason is 3 games in a week and all three with some debatable decisions. Some went our way, others not. So let's go to the game at Anfield. The first goal [...]

Why its great to be a gooner this Christmas

Untold Arsenal 22 December @ 05:23 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Simon Bailey Ho, Ho, Ho, Merrrry Christmas. Lest we forget, tis the season to be jolly and all that, and now that the public holiday of enforced jollity and happiness is upon us, i feel compelled to write about why supporting Arsenal is like having christmas every day. Seeing as how I have no flying teapot or [.

Manchester City and Mancini. A match made in hell.

Untold Arsenal 24 December @ 07:22 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Yesterday I took a look at Liverpool. Now about Manchester City. They have joined Leeds United and Chelsea in imposing tough restrictions on who can get near the club following the revelations about how they sacked Mark Hughes. (Leeds ban papers who report on the legal battles of K Bates, or report on the fact [.

Billy “the Dog” McGraw reveals what the papers will be saying next week

Untold Arsenal 25 December @ 05:08 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Billy the Dog, landlord of the Toppled Bollard, Islington. I had that Arsene Wenger round here the other night doing his basso profundo with the carol singers. They were collecting money for the Arsenal transfer funds which are somewhere between desperation and zero. "Ere Arse," I said, adopting the familiar style that is customary for gentleman [.

What’s the point of going to the Ems when we tell you the score in advance? Arsenal v the Villa

Untold Arsenal 25 December @ 06:52 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Phil Gregory got the score against Hull absolutely right, following on the overwhelmingly brilliant prediction here for the Liverpool game. Indeed we also got the Burnley match absolutely right apart from the score and the result. So here we go again with Phil's preview and prediction. Oh and don't forget the excitingly stunning advertisement for "Making [.

Arsenal 9 Villa 2, and a deep and sincere apology

Untold Arsenal 27 December @ 05:11 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Untold predicted Arsenal 2 Villa 1, and we were wrong. I am really sorry, I apologise unreservedly. I have let you, faithful reader, down. And I have done it at a time of peace and goodwill. It is a terrible lapse. I can't imagine how we got it oh so wrong. It will never happen [...]

Arsenal / Villa: the Untold Game

Untold Arsenal 28 December @ 11:47 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx You could say that the game against Villa started on December 24 at 4pm. It was the moment the president of our fan club phoned me to say that our member that makes the bookings on the Eurostar trains received the message that our booking had been cancelled. It was a bit Murphy's law.

Arsenal, Barcelona, Chelsea: a contrast in style

Untold Arsenal 29 December @ 06:24 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Walter Broeckx Arsenal and Barcelona are two names in European football that are mentioned with great respect most of the time in the world of football. By the world of football I do not mean the press, the pundits and so on but in general by people that love the game and that love nice [...]

Portsmouth away: the teams, the details, the result but this time not the score.

Untold Arsenal 29 December @ 01:39 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Prologue from the Editor: I regret to say that a campaign has been launched by some of the lesser clubs in the league against our revealing the score before the matches happen. They speak of lower crowds than might be expected if the result were not known, and demoralised players who realise they have no [.

How to predict every single Arsenal result correctly and cause the end of civilisation at the same time

Untold Arsenal 30 December @ 08:14 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Billy the Dog McGraw, Enfield Allotments, Middlesex. I have rarely seen my old mate Tony Attwood as close to tears as he was when he approached me this morning on the allotment. I was just nattering to that Dennis Bergkamp who grows carrots next to my plot, when Tony rushed up. "They're all arguing with each [.