Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here Snooping Around Nude Cuban Football Hotties On The Beach By Sammy The Snake You simply had to click on this one, didn't you?! The title just jumped out of the page, and you couldn't resist, right? In fact, I was only referring to fat old men [.

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Arsenal's stars and their WAGs got all dressed up for an SOS charity ball at Claridges this week. Pies was there, hiding behind a hedge...

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Cesc Fabregas and girlfriend Carla Garcia

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Arsenal's stars and their WAGs got all dressed up for an SOS charity ball at Claridges this week. Pies was there, hiding behind a hedge...

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Cesc Fabregas and girlfriend Carla Garcia

Here is a stunning goal from Newcastle United forward Andy Carroll against Liverpool in the Premiership on Saturday, December 10, 2010. Stunning 25 yard effort from Carroll- the third goal in Newcastle's 3-1 win over Liverpool. There were four Liverpool players near Carroll, but none of them chose to close him down and Carroll took [.

Naughty boy (again) Can you commit a professional foul in your own half with most of your team-mates behind the ball?! Wayne Rooney had a good go. He tripped Arsenal striker Marouane Chamakh as the Gunners threatened to launch a counter attack into Manchester United's half. Chamakh is really unlucky that Rooney was on target [.

Naughty boy (again) Can you commit a professional foul in your own half with most of your team-mates behind the ball?! Wayne Rooney had a good go. He tripped Arsenal striker Marouane Chamakh as the Gunners threatened to launch a counter attack into Manchester United's half. Chamakh is really unlucky that Rooney was on target [.

Zany sub behaviour When Arsene Wenger told Arsenal substitute Emmanuel Eboue to warm-up because Kieran Gibbs was carrying an injury, you can imagine the Gunners boss was expecting his Ivorian charge to leave his seat. No need. Why would Eboue waste vital energy charging up and down the touchline when he could stretch in the [.

Zany sub behaviour When Arsene Wenger told Arsenal substitute Emmanuel Eboue to warm-up because Kieran Gibbs was carrying an injury, you can imagine the Gunners boss was expecting his Ivorian charge to leave his seat. No need. Why would Eboue waste vital energy charging up and down the touchline when he could stretch in the [.

With Manchester United ascending to the top of the English Premier League table following last weekend's 7-1 dismantling of Blackburn Rovers, the battle of 2010/11 league title may be one of the most exciting in years with Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester City also in the mix. Now ESPN's December 2010 English Premier League schedule for the [.

There was the ponytail.

The bedhead.

And, also, horror.

We realised something last night, Kickettes. We've always been under the impression that David Beckham could sport purple mad clown hair with orange highlights and a little novelty tea cup hat and we would still be in hot burning lust.

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The greatest Premier League goal of the decade? Away you go...

Dennis Bergkamp is congratulated by Arsenal team-mates Robert Pires and Sylvain Wiltord after scoring a wonder goal against Newcastle at St James' Park. This wonder goal.

Ex-England keeper enters the record books var vaunit_unit_type=0; var vaunit_width=560; var vaunit_height=330; var vaunit_id=1023; Former Arsenal goalkeeper David Seaman has set a new Guinness World Record after catching a ball dropped 105metres from a crane. The retired England international teamed up with occasional rugby player Gavin Henson for the stunt at Wembley.

There are times when you can barely believe what you see with your own eyes. What happened at Old Trafford on February 25, 2001 was one of those occasions. There was Manchester United's major title...
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Let's be clear about this. We didn't deserve to win this game. But, equally, we didn't deserve to lose.

And what struck me most about the game was what a pathetic bunch of cheating babies the United players are.

More about that in a moment, but first a word for Howard Webb:

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The Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola reckons that his team will be facing a much stronger Arsenal team than the one that his team met in last season's Champions League Quarter-Finals, and has pinpointed the improvement of Sami Nasri and the addition of Marouane Chamakh to the side as the key changes, and of course the [.

Paul Kennedy of Soccer America reports on how the recent Manchester United-Arsenal game was watched by 570,000 viewers on ESPN2, making it the most-watched English Premier League telecast on U.S. cable television.
It underscored ESPN's commitment to English soccer.

Football is a funny game. Just over two months ago, I was writing about whether we should just hand the title over to Chelsea, call the season to an end and let all of England unite in common hatred against the Aussies over the Ashes. Such was Chelsea's dominance, their tennis scorelines of 6-0, 6-2, 6-1 etc and the general unstoppableness of their scary team from hell that even less than 1/4th into the season seemed like a time fit enough to throw in the towel.

Ever since Chamakh signed for Arsenal there has been a question, how will the Moroccan play with Van Persie in the same team. Arsene has in the past mentioned that he will look at various options including a change in formation, something that many fans have been demanding.

Intriguingly enough, we saw Van Persie in a deeper role against Wigan in the Carling Cup.

Ever since Chamakh signed for Arsenal there has been a question, how will the Moroccan play with Van Persie in the same team. Arsene has in the past mentioned that he will look at various options including a change in formation, something that many fans have been demanding.

Intriguingly enough, we saw Van Persie in a deeper role against Wigan in the Carling Cup.

I've noticed Emmanuel Adebayor could be on his way out of the City Of Manchester but why was he wearing an Arsenal t-shirt in this interview, while being a City player.

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Bit of an iffy source on this one, but word on Pies Street is that Arsenal have taken goalkeeper Manuel Almunia to one side and told him that he will be free to leave the club in the January transfer window.

Almunia's current deal expires in the summer of 2012, but Arsenal are reportedly willing to offload the 33-year-old for a bit of cash (approx £1-1.

By Chris Wright

Bit of an iffy source on this one, but word on Pies Street is that Arsenal have taken goalkeeper Manuel Almunia to one side and told him that he will be free to leave the club in the January transfer window.

Almunia's current deal expires in the summer of 2012, but Arsenal are reportedly willing to offload the 33-year-old for a bit of cash (approx £1-1.

This has to be considered a huge weekend in the Premier League and starting off any column about the league with anything else - even if that column is more focused on fantasy than reality - just wouldn't seem right. So many questions to be answered - Can Arsenal consolidate their place at the top?

I'm finding it a bit difficult to make up my mind for this game. I can see Arsenal scoring three goals and I can also imagine us conceding three or four. Goes without saying that anything in between also seems quite possible. We could get a tight win, an exciting draw, or another in the string of bad losses against United.

I'm finding it a bit difficult to make up my mind for this game. I can see Arsenal scoring three goals and I can also imagine us conceding three or four. Goes without saying that anything in between also seems quite possible. We could get a tight win, an exciting draw, or another in the string of bad losses against United.

Well at least we all now know why the young Norwegian centre-back Havard Nordtveit hasn't been given his chance to play in the Arsenal first team, even though the Gunners have been having a defensive crisis this season. He has refused to sign a new contract after returning from his loan at Nurnberg this summer, and [.

Lille OSC winger Eden Hazard revealed how contrary to clubs like Real Madrid, Arsenal would be an excellent choice for a player of his age. Speaking about his future, the 19-year old explained he had offers ...

Rafa Benitez is a very good manager. He's won the Champions League, UEFA Cup, La Liga, FA Cup, and probably a number of other less significant titles. If my memory serves me right the Spaniard also had the upper hand in his battles with the Dark Lord of Anti-Football when the Portuguese was at Chelsea.

Rafa Benitez is a very good manager. He's won the Champions League, UEFA Cup, La Liga, FA Cup, and probably a number of other less significant titles. If my memory serves me right the Spaniard also had the upper hand in his battles with the Dark Lord of Anti-Football when the Portuguese was at Chelsea.

So, I'm going to keep writing about this until it is picked up as a major story. I've mentioned it a few times already in First Impressions but has anyone noticed the job that Sir Alex is doing at ManYoo this season? Seriously. Just incredible. And, yes, I still consider it to be incredible despite the @sskicking that they got from West Ham in the Carling Cup in mid-week.

Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here by Phil Gregory So the news is in, Russia has the 2018 World Cup and Qatar the 2022. Anyone who is connected to the Untold facebook page will know my thoughts already, but I decided to elaborate on them and put together a quick article.

It seems (and I have to say I am not surprised after seeing his reaction at the time) that Florent Malouda is in danger of missing Spurs, United and Arsenal if as expected after being asked to review the "incident" with Phil Neville on Saturday, Referee Lee Probert decides that Malouda deserved to be sent off for slapping Neville in the face.

I'd love to say that I feel sorry for Emmanuel Adebayor but I just can't.
The man has completely and utterly fucked himself. His career at the moment is right in the balance and it appears that nobody wants him.
It seems Manchester City, his employers, do not want him and even that shlaaaaaag Harry Redknapp, who tries to turn all his clubs into mini-Arsenals, has turned a blind eye.

Goalie comes out on Twitter thanks to team-mate Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has found out the hard way that he should always logout of his Twitter account when team-mate Jack Wilshere is on the prowl. The young England star hijacked the Polish keeper's account to discuss his sexual persuasion and make bold claims about Wilshere's [.

Goalie comes out on Twitter thanks to team-mate Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has found out the hard way that he should always logout of his Twitter account when team-mate Jack Wilshere is on the prowl. The young England star hijacked the Polish keeper's account to discuss his sexual persuasion and make bold claims about Wilshere's [.

What should have been a practice game is now a real fight thanks to the lacklustre performances by the second string in the previous two Champions League away games. But I'm confident we should get through to the next phase.

Interestingly though, I'm wondering if getting knocked out of the Champions League would be that bad!

What should have been a practice game is now a real fight thanks to the lacklustre performances by the second string in the previous two Champions League away games. But I'm confident we should get through to the next phase.

Interestingly though, I'm wondering if getting knocked out of the Champions League would be that bad!

Newcastle United 3-1 Liverpool ( Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Andy Carroll/ Dirk Kuyt) Late goals from Joey Barton and Andy Carroll ensured that Alan Pardew had a winning start to his reign as Newcastle manager. Carroll's goal was without a doubt the goal of the game, but it also had as much to do with [.

One of the best players for the Arsenal Reserves, captain Ignasi Miquel revealed hard work and dedication could finally open the doors for the first team with the Gunners. Speaking to Arsenal TV Online, the 18-year ...

I never thought I would say this but sometimes I am sick to death of the whining and whinging of my fellow Gooners.
Of course everyone is entitled to their opinion. I respect that. But sometimes the criticism of Arsene Wenger, the players and the club in general borders on the verge of hatred.