Robin van Persie is one of those nasty Dutch bastards who you love when they play for you and hate when they play against you. Whilst I can understand why rival fans wouldn't like him too much, I've always really rated him. It's rare that I have such a high opinion of a rival team's player but van Persie is a player I've sung the praises of time and again.

Good morning all. What did you think of the Champions League Final? If I had to guess I'd say you probably all enjoyed it immensely, getting to watch the red cunts from the north crying and getting crushed by a team that resembles a better version of our team. We tried to play that exact same game that Barcelona played, but there are just a few differences.

"Obviously, Cheryl is the high empress of all WAGs, but if we're to nominate someone who embodies the mixture of shameless social climbing and pure trashtastic-ness, then we choose crazy Croatian Nives Celzijus. The pitch is her sexual canvas. And she has a column in Bild!"

The gents at The Spoiler, who like their brunettes cheeky and crazy.

Matías Omar Pérez (Danubio)20.07.1985
El lateral izquierdo uruguayo fue el primer refuerzo confirmado del Arse para la temporada 2009-2010. Cuenta con el visto bueno de Burruchaga y ocupará la plaza dejada por Christian Díaz, quien se desvinculó del club. Pérez tiene 23 años, se formó y debutó en Peñarol, pero ha realizado gran parte de su carrera en Danubio.

The whole team hasn't really played well enough this season. There's been the odd good performance but generally we've resembled something more like the Chelsea title winning sides than the United ones. We've relied on our great defence for large chunks of the season rather than putting emphasis on the usual attacking flair.

The head, his arse, and now the chin. We wait with bated breath for William Gallas to use his codpiece for the next goal.

It's one of those days.

Why should we fight it? Our inbox is full of football players in various states of undress and we need to do the right thing.

Sharing is caring, after all. News of any real variety may have to wait.

To those of you at work that need to

a) remain employed;

b) are getting tired of your co-workers thinking you.

I like Cudicini I do. I knows he's not only a spud but an ex-chav as well but I've always liked him. I thought he was a great keeper, admired the way he handled things after he was shit on at Chelsea, and how could you not appreciate his gift to Henry at Highbury?
Being on a somewhat different planet for over a week now I've had a relative abscence of news in my life and what I have seen has arrived by way of Arsenal-related blogs.

"I remember hearing our fans in the stands who were surprised at my refusal to join the attack shouting and urging me to go forward," said John Paintsil. "But I refused and it paid off in the end. Ronaldo couldn't score, we won the match and my coach gave me £10,000 for a good job done.

So the rumours are true. Tomas Rosicky is back. The only difference is he has been rebuilt like Robocop.
The dodgy hammy has been replaced by kryptonite this time. It is stronger than a diamond. Well, that's what Superman tells me.
It's great though. Tomas, when fit, is one of the best players in the Premiership on his day in my opinion and it will really benefit Arsenal with him in the squad.

You remember Benny Feilhaber, don't you? He's everyone's favourite blue-eyed lip-syncher. Originally from Brazil, moved to the States when still a tot, popped over to the Premier League to hang out with Derby County for about 40 seconds, and now plays in the Danish leagues.

He was out strutting his stuff for the US NT game against Honduras, playing alongside serial hot-arse Carlos Bocanegra last week.

Photo: AFP

Leonardo is either:

A) Too busy organizing a pity party; homeboy to his left is clearly not invited

B) Feeling overwhelmed with the constant pressure of being so attractive. Is it too much to ask for a jammies and eye bogeys mental health day?

C) Brainstorming ways to shimmy his fashionable arse in between Arsene Wenger and Sir Alex Ferguson.

Before the season started, as we pondered the state of our defence, I said that I reckoned we would have to score more than we conceded, and if we managed to do that I'd be happy enough.
A crazy first half against Blackburn saw us go behind twice (to their only two opportunities - a long ball (good to see Sam not playing like Bolton like he said pre-match) and a defelcted shot that Mannone had covered.

What the F**k is his problem?

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ANOTHER Sunday and another load of steaming crap served up by Stan Wallymore.

He tells it straight every Monday, say the Daily Mirror. Yeah straight from his arse.

A meaningless two month suspension and a fine of $25,000.00.

It's always good to have friends in high places.

Argentina coach Diego Maradona banned for two months by Fifa

• Argentina's World Cup preparations disrupted
• Coach apologises for rant against journalists

guardian.

It seems to be awfully quiet in one half of Birmingham this afternoon. You know why? Because any chance Aston Villa had of snatching fourth place from us has vanished. It's over.
A few months back I seem to remember plenty of Villans coming on this site and giving it large. Where are they now?

It's certainly a tough day for fans of the Arse. The number of them calling for Wenger's head all over the internet is quite astounding. Panic surrounding the futures of Fabregas, Adebayor and Van Persie is rife and it has turned into yet another trophy-less season for a club that expects a lot more.

This is what it's all about. Last season we were the Champions of England and Europe. This season we're the Champions of England again, we've won the League Cup, we've won the World Club Cup and now we're just two days away from potentially being crowned Champions of Europe again. Even by United's high standards this is all a bit much.

"Obviously, Cheryl is the high empress of all WAGs, but if we're to nominate someone who embodies the mixture of shameless social climbing and pure trashtastic-ness, then we choose crazy Croatian Nives Celzijus. The pitch is her sexual canvas. And she has a column in Bild!"

The gents at The Spoiler, who like their brunettes cheeky and crazy.

"Have you seen my arse? It's like an Alsatian's." Stevie G has been at the truth serum again. (Yes, I did Photoshop this. Sorry.)...

Well we do, and not only do we know that he's is a wonderkid who will become a wondergrownup, we also know that he has committed his future to Arsenal. Long term contracts rock when they aren't signed by anyone called Silvestre, Gallas, or Adebayor. VP? Any chance?

There seems to be some confusion over whether Gallas is wanting to stay or away, but I don't really care to be honest.

Michael Owen to Manchester United? That is some serious pocket-sized man news.
(We liked his appearance on Dragons Den.)
Xabi Alonso is getting married next weekend. He and long-time gal (and foxy baby mama) Nagore, will tie the knot in Guipuzcoa.
Manchester City says John Terry is interested.

Michael Owen to Manchester United? That is some serious pocket-sized man news.
(We liked his appearance on Dragons Den.)
Xabi Alonso is getting married next weekend. He and long-time gal (and foxy baby mama) Nagore, will tie the knot in Guipuzcoa.
Manchester City says John Terry is interested.

Fuente: Arsenal de Sarandí
Hoy se publicó el programa de partidos correspondiente al Apertura 2009. Arsenal comenzará la díficil tarea de la permanencia en Primera frente a Estudiantes de La Plata en Sarandí. Enfrentaremos a todos los grandes como local durante este campeonato.

Maikel FAIL Maikel FAIL
Ah, so this is why Maikel plays for Szombathelyi Haladas in Hungary, rather than a club that more than 37 people have heard of. Because not all Brazilians can be amazingly good at football.
Maikel's hilarious miss, which must rank as one the worst pens I've ever seen, happened during Arsenal's pre-season friendly against Haladas earlier this week.

In the dark days of 2008-09, sage observers were often heard to mutter "he'll be alright. He just needs one to go in off his arse or something."

They were muttering about Bobby Zamora, of course. He never did find a way to make that happen, painstakingly compiling 3 goals in 36 games, but this is a new season and everyone gets a clean slate, and today, thrillingly, Bobby Zamora *did* score with his arse.

Parecía que ayer comenzaba la tan ansiada recuperación. Fue un primer tiempo que invitaba a la ilusión, a creer en el equipo, sin embargo el Arse no puede salir del pozo y ante rivales más consolidados no exhibe respuestas. No podemos todavía hablar de un desastre, recién comienza el campeonato y aunque suene repetitivo Arsenal se encuentra en la dura tarea de encontrar una idea futbolística, de actuar más que hablar y de que los 33 jugadores del plantel se centren en el objetivo de salvarse de la promoción.

Ayer Arsenal siguió mostrando su carencia de ideas, el bajo nivel colectivo e individual y una absoluta falta de protagonismo en el trámite del partido. Las aproximaciones al arco de De Olivera fueron contadas con los dedos de la mano, pero sumado a la sequía ofensiva, destacan las groseras fallas defensivas, ya que en los errores de Matellán y Tula tratando de controlar la pelota se dieron los ataques más peligrosos de Racing.

Look, ive had enough of this now. Please, just let it stop.

And my blogging software is was playing up.

Now, I'm English, I'm a fairly patriotic kinda guy but all this talk that diving is below English players is total and utter bollocks in my view. I'm not going much more into it than that but I want England to lose tonight, the mighty, honest, hard-done-by England

I'm not going to say something immature like I hope John Terry breaks his leg diving when Eduardo tries to tackle him.

Before you continue reading, I urge you to go this link, which compiles the relevant "incidents" involving Adebayor into easily viewable gifs.

Hopefully you didn't get so outraged you broke your computer, and are still here. The FA is reportedly investigating what Adebayor did in the match, and if there's any justice, he will face a substantial suspension.

I hope I'm not making a mountain out of a mole hill here but I'm worried about our little darling Cesc Fabregas.
I hate to say it but I've watched him in recent games and he doesn't seem right. His body language and the way he is playing suggests that he either has things on his mind or he is just short of confidence.

Manchester City fans were pissing themselves when the now infamous poster popped up in town. The club had forked out a small fortune to a London-based design company to come up with the slogan. Mark Hughes described it as "a bit of fun between fans", likening it to the counter we have on the Stretford End which marks how many years the bitters have gone without a trophy.

The thirteenth round of the 2009 Torneo Apertura ended on Monday night with a late, late goal from Arsenal de Sarandí midfielder Diego Galván which clinched a point for El Arse after they'd trailed for practically the entire second half to Huracán. Angel Cappa's team were thus denied a third win of the campaign.

Well, last night was a mixed bag wasn't it? A superb performance, a comfortable two-nil win, the worst referee seen in a long time, Gallas and Arshavin assaulting each other while Arshavin did his best for the Standard defence and a busted foot for Gibbs in a match he probably shouldn't have been playing in.

I write this with tears flowing. My missus has told me to pull myself together (not off) but I can't help it. I still love the geezer like a brother.
I've just read Matty Flamini's interview with BBC. He's still a Gooner, I wish he was still a Gunner.
When I look back at his departure I feel a little embarrassed.

This time 4 years ago, we Aussies had already clinched the Oceania group and were eagerly watching the South American qualification group. Who would we play in November? Uruguay again? Paraguay or Columbia? It went down to the wire and history shows that we played Uruguay and showed Reccoba that his "Divine Right" was to put his head up his arse.

You remember Benny Feilhaber, don't you? He's everyone's favourite blue-eyed lip-syncher. Originally from Brazil, moved to the States when still a tot, popped over to the Premier League to hang out with Derby County for about 40 seconds, and now plays in the Danish leagues.

He was out strutting his stuff for the US NT game against Honduras, playing alongside serial hot-arse Carlos Bocanegra last week.

"Fergie, sign him up! Fergie, Fergie sign him up!" the Stretford End chanted over the top of Sir Alex Ferguson's end of season speech. Ferguson had just claimed his 11th league title and United's 18th, equalling Liverpool's record, yet sections of the crowd believed there was a more pressing issue to deal with; Carlos Tevez.

We know it's unlikely, but just the idea of Paolo Maldini moving to London gets us in a tizzy.
Does Michael Owen really need a 30-page brochure highlighting his career in order to get a new club? Sadness.
David Beckham attempts to talk undies-promo, but the crowd just wants a visual.

Fraid' GB is away tonight on citizenship duties and, I'm tasked with entertaining you readers. Tin hats everyone !
I'm having a trying evening.Firstly, because I was late back from work I relied on GB to cook tea. I was given these . As a consequence,I need empathy and love.
Also, I've heard Mr A is off to Citeh.