So we would have had two weeks since Chelsea's last game against Atletico Madrid by the time we are
ready to face QPR on Saturday. We all know what happened in Monaco and have our concerns with the
way we were ripped apart defensively.
I just want to know what you people think is Chelsea's strongest back four now at the club and for
the hostile atmosphere this weekend at Loftus Road?
I am referring to the Atletico Madrid nightmare the other night of course. Now if you are not a
regular on my blog you wouldn't know that I had to miss the game (as I explained
here) and now have had the chance to watch it in full and my god, Chelsea were so
predictable and in a word "boring!
At last, with white Papal smoke billowing out of his arse, Lille's much coveted Belgian winger,
Eden Hazard, has finally told the world who he'll be signing for and it's none other than
Euro-conquerors Chelsea.
The 21-year-old wunderkind has been the centre of a tug of love with both Manchester clubs,
Chelsea and god knows who else all making a play for Ligue 1′s star performer.
After my rant at the performance last night and the way certain people played, we
will now finish outside the top four for the first time in a decade and we now have to think the
unthinkable.
The two defeats to Newcastle and Liverpool have hurt us with dropped points at
Arsenal and Fulham.
Good day to you. This fine Saturday begins with a most fulsome *boilk* and not
being able to find flip-flops thus having to walk on the stones to retrieve the dog who from time
to time thinks he produces enormous lumps of hot food from his arse. Not pleasant.
Sorry for the delay if you're reading this. I've had some internet issues this morning, but
better late than never!
Great goal by Podo assisted by Cazorla. This is fully what I expect more of throughout this
season. A big win today will make the boys feel good and as Lachlan said, hurt the confidence of
'pool in a big way.
Singapore's preparations for the AFF Cup later this year got off to a poor start last night when
they were beaten 2-0 by the Philippines in front of just under 3,000.
People left blaming the pitch but surely the same for both sides. The mere fact that there is no
decent pitch in Singapore must be a kick in the teeth for the people supposedly responsible for the
game and sports in the country and highlights the government's 'we don't give a shit' attitude.
A new report from Deloitte puts the figure for total spending in the Premier League since the
introduction of the transfer window (10 years ago) at a whopping £4.4 billion.
It'll come as little surprise that Chelsea come out on top as the top division's biggest
spenders, with the Blues spunking £673 million (of mainly Roman Abramovich's money) over the last
decade.
Although the Manchester City forward has refused to give interviews in English during Euro 2012,
that hasn't stopped him from providing the quote of the tournament so far. Speaking in front of the
Italian press, the mesmerising maverick swerved from a rather touching sentiment, to a reference
that left Italian boss Cesare Prandelli and journalists totally [.
Two games, one point, one goal, third place – it may sound like a convoluted ‘Arry'
catchphrase, but as we approach Important Finale Time that is the nutshell summary of our position,
if you bend your neck and squint a bit. The usual hopes and concerns apply of course – a more
clinical touch from Adebayor and VDV in front of goal; Bale and Lennon on their appropriate wings;
Sandro to crunch anything that moves; and young Rose to retain possession at least once in every
half-dozen touches.
Swindon saw off Stoke City in the Capital One Cup League Cup last night, coming out on top in a
4-3 tit-for-tat game which saw James Collins sticking away a hat-trick for the Robins, including an
extra-time winner though it was his second goal of the evening which coaxed the most curious
reaction out of manager Paolo Di Canio, with the coco-loopy Italian beckoning Collins over, hoofing
the striker up the arse and sending him on his way.
Always good for a wry smirk: Here's Neymar gleaning a penalty by 'Neymaring' (outside the area
we might add!) in the 16th minute of Santos' Recopa Sudamericana game against Universidad De
Chile last night, and duly falling arse-over-tit while shanking the blighter high over the bar.
Nonchalant as you like, here's Boca Juniors mard-arse Santiago Silva (nicknamed 'The Tank',
though 'The Tea Leaf' would definitely be more appropriate!) plucking a camera from a
photographer's hand and doing one...
Shortly after pissing on Javi Martinez's parade, Señor Alonso got a wee bit drunky-drunky-poos
on the old Spanish wappy juice as gravity played a nasty trick on him putting him on his arse while
dumping said Wappy Juice all over poor Jesus' head.
Shortly after pissing on Javi Martinez's parade, Señor Alonso got a wee bit drunky-drunky-poos
on the old Spanish wappy juice as gravity played a nasty trick on him putting him on his arse while
dumping said Wappy Juice all over poor Jesus' head.
Well, that's Bert van Marwijk out of a job then. Ten early minutes of masterful control
culminated in a fantastic Rafael van der Vaart curler from the edge of the area to put Holland
within one goal of the winning margin required to stand a chance of making it out of Group B alive,
but a Dutch side top-heavy with at least one too many squabbling, diva-ish malcontents soon
reverted to type gradually dissolving into a fine mist while allowing Cristiano Ronaldo to step
into the breach, get his arse in gear and finally put in a shift befitting his imperious domestic
season.
In which, as punishment for finishing rank last in a keepy-uppy challenge, Sweden's reserve
'keeper Johan Wiland is instructed to expose his arse to the elements while assistant coach Marcus
Allback and several of his squadmates pelt shots at his crevice.
You might think that all the, erm, joys of amateur football have left the pros by the team they
reach international level. Not so in the Sweden camp, where yesterday's training session was
rounded off with a game of 'red arse'. Backup keeper Johan Wiland lost a game of keepy-uppies
between the players who didn't [.
Patrice Evra's popularity in France has sunk either further after he was caught on camera wiping
his arse with Mathieu Valbuena's shirt.
Paris magazine, Le 10 Sport, said: "It was disgusting! But this gesture shows above all a
real lack of respect towards the blue of France and all that it stands for.
In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former
porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.
As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting
chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).
In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former
porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.
As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting
chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).
I have written a post that went out a few hours ago stating that last night was the kick up the
arse that Chelsea needed ahead of two big cup finals coming up because being honest, and I am
sure I am not the only Chelsea fan in doing so, I got a little bit ahead of myself with our recent
success in big games.
You can't blame us for getting ahead of ourselves or going over the top in recent weeks could you?.
Beating Spurs at Wembley 5-1, Beating Barcelona over two legs
with as you know, the second coming from TWO GOALS DOWN with just TEN MEN and then
beating QPR 6-1 last weekend, it would be impossible for anyone to not get carried
away!
Image: Getty Images/Zimbio. Kickettes, please enjoy this tale of a smart person talking out of his
arse who we predict will live to regret it: "Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is
fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations," Professor Alfonso De
Nicola told Corriere del Mezzogiorno.
The Swiss Olympic Football side's very own Travis Bickle, one Michel Morganella, has been
banished from the competition for sending an angry Tweet after his country were beaten 2-1 by South
Korea on Sunday in which he referred to the entire South Korean nation as a bunch of 'mentally
handicapped retards' that he'd like to 'beat up'.
On Tuesday evening, after a good few months of tortuous legal faffing, Kuwaiti businessblokes
Fawaz, Abdulaziz and Omar Al-Hasawi finalised their takeover of Nottingham Forest after agreeing
terms to buy late chairman Nigel Doughty's controlling stake in the club.
Like they needed the help. Spain were only ever going to be denied victory over Ireland by the
sort of rearguard action Giovanni Trapattoni's men produced in the qualifying group game against
Russia in Moscow. But whereas in Moscow the ball usually ended up rebounding off centre-back
Richard Dunne's arse, in Poznan, centre-back Sean St.
Following Holland's defeat to Denmark, an interview with Roy Hodgson was showing on BBC1 with
him trying to explain the reasons behind leaving Rio out of his squad.
"No, I don't think it's surprised me," he said. "It's just a pit that the real
story behind it hasn't been told. I picked twenty three players and left Rio out.
This is not quite friendly. Or perhaps a bit too friendly. It's actually quite disgusting,
really, and there's no explanation needed.
The guess is that he's playing a trick on Mathieu Valbuena, who was to earn the prize of having
to wear the shirt. Not quite sure double-checking for effectively transferring the smell of one's
arse is necessary, however.
If you are one of the several thousand season ticket holders and waiting list "holders" that did
not purchase tickets to the Reserve Team games, get your arse down to the Jelly tonight for the
7:30 pm match vs. LA Galaxy Reserves. If you're still holding on to anger from Wednesday night, let
it go and know that many of the guys playing tonight were not on the pitch Wednesday night.
