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DEBATE: What's Chelsea's strongest back four?

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So we would have had two weeks since Chelsea's last game against Atletico Madrid by the time we are ready to face QPR on Saturday. We all know what happened in Monaco and have our concerns with the way we were ripped apart defensively.

I just want to know what you people think is Chelsea's strongest back four now at the club and for the hostile atmosphere this weekend at Loftus Road?

Boring, Boring Chelsea!

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I am referring to the Atletico Madrid nightmare the other night of course. Now if you are not a regular on my blog you wouldn't know that I had to miss the game (as I explained here) and now have had the chance to watch it in full and my god, Chelsea were so predictable and in a word "boring!

ROMEU: Does he fit into RDM's plans? Should he?

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Two players have suffered at Chelsea since AVB was sacked for one reason or another and they are Oriol Romeu and Daniel Sturridge.

Both lost their places in the team Sturridge had to settle for a place on the bench under the stewardship of RDM.

However, for Oriol Romeu the situation appeared to be very different.

Uber-Tease Hazard Finally Spills The Beans On Twitter – He’s Off To Chelsea

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By Alan Duffy

At last, with white Papal smoke billowing out of his arse, Lille's much coveted Belgian winger, Eden Hazard, has finally told the world who he'll be signing for and it's none other than Euro-conquerors Chelsea.

The 21-year-old wunderkind has been the centre of a tug of love with both Manchester clubs, Chelsea and god knows who else all making a play for Ligue 1′s star performer.

Is it time for Chelsea fans to think of the unthinkable?

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After my rant at the performance last night and the way certain people played, we will now finish outside the top four for the first time in a decade and we now have to think the unthinkable.

The two defeats to Newcastle and Liverpool have hurt us with dropped points at Arsenal and Fulham.

Arsenal

Saturday round-up, AW on NB

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Good day to you. This fine Saturday begins with a most fulsome *boilk* and not being able to find flip-flops thus having to walk on the stones to retrieve the dog who from time to time thinks he produces enormous lumps of hot food from his arse. Not pleasant.

Still, it's Saturday and this is a good thing.

Arsenal v. Liverpool LiveBlog!

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Sorry for the delay if you're reading this. I've had some internet issues this morning, but better late than never!

Great goal by Podo assisted by Cazorla. This is fully what I expect more of throughout this season. A big win today will make the boys feel good and as Lachlan said, hurt the confidence of 'pool in a big way.

RoM Reads

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Football365 wonders whether United need Robin van Persie.

The Guardian talks to David de Gea.

United Rant talks about the criteria for being a real fan, according to Fergie.

By Far The Greatest Team has an in depth look at United target Lucas Moura.

Beautifully Red has some GIFs from our pre-season game against Ajax Cape Town.

Manchester City

Apathy At The Top Damages Singapore Football

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Singapore's preparations for the AFF Cup later this year got off to a poor start last night when they were beaten 2-0 by the Philippines in front of just under 3,000.

People left blaming the pitch but surely the same for both sides. The mere fact that there is no decent pitch in Singapore must be a kick in the teeth for the people supposedly responsible for the game and sports in the country and highlights the government's 'we don't give a shit' attitude.

Chelsea Kings Of The Big Spenders As Transfer Window Deals Hit £4.4bn In 10 Years

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By Alan Duffy

A new report from Deloitte puts the figure for total spending in the Premier League since the introduction of the transfer window (10 years ago) at a whopping £4.4 billion.

It'll come as little surprise that Chelsea come out on top as the top division's biggest spenders, with the Blues spunking £673 million (of mainly Roman Abramovich's money) over the last decade.

Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli: “I didn’t put my arse in the nutella”

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Although the Manchester City forward has refused to give interviews in English during Euro 2012, that hasn't stopped him from providing the quote of the tournament so far. Speaking in front of the Italian press, the mesmerising maverick swerved from a rather touching sentiment, to a reference that left Italian boss Cesare Prandelli and journalists totally [.

Aston Villa - Spurs Preview: Dashed Complicated

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Two games, one point, one goal, third place – it may sound like a convoluted ‘Arry' catchphrase, but as we approach Important Finale Time that is the nutshell summary of our position, if you bend your neck and squint a bit. The usual hopes and concerns apply of course – a more clinical touch from Adebayor and VDV in front of goal; Bale and Lennon on their appropriate wings; Sandro to crunch anything that moves; and young Rose to retain possession at least once in every half-dozen touches.

Videos

Swindon’s James Collins Scores Hat-Trick vs Stoke, Still Gets Kick Up The Arse From Paolo Di Canio (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Swindon saw off Stoke City in the Capital One Cup League Cup last night, coming out on top in a 4-3 tit-for-tat game which saw James Collins sticking away a hat-trick for the Robins, including an extra-time winner though it was his second goal of the evening which coaxed the most curious reaction out of manager Paolo Di Canio, with the coco-loopy Italian beckoning Collins over, hoofing the striker up the arse and sending him on his way.

Always Good For A Giggle: Neymar Shanks Penalty, Falls On Arse (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Always good for a wry smirk: Here's Neymar gleaning a penalty by 'Neymaring' (outside the area we might add!) in the 16th minute of Santos' Recopa Sudamericana game against Universidad De Chile last night, and duly falling arse-over-tit while shanking the blighter high over the bar.

Miffed At Losing Copa Libertadores Final, Boca Juniors’ Santiago Silva Steals Photographers’ Camera (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Nonchalant as you like, here's Boca Juniors mard-arse Santiago Silva (nicknamed 'The Tank', though 'The Tea Leaf' would definitely be more appropriate!) plucking a camera from a photographer's hand and doing one...

YOINK. Did the poor chap get his camera back?

Football GIFs: Xabi Alonso Pushes Javi Martinez Out Of Euro 2012 Winners’ Photo, Gets Squiffy, Falls Over

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By Chris Wright

"Campeones, campeones, olé olé o-NOT YOU!"...

Shortly after pissing on Javi Martinez's parade, Señor Alonso got a wee bit drunky-drunky-poos on the old Spanish wappy juice as gravity played a nasty trick on him putting him on his arse while dumping said Wappy Juice all over poor Jesus' head.

Football GIFs: Xabi Alonso Pushes Javi Martinez Out Of Euro 2012 Winners’ Photo, Gets Squiffy, Falls Over

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By Chris Wright

"Campeones, campeones, olé olé o-NOT YOU!"...

Shortly after pissing on Javi Martinez's parade, Señor Alonso got a wee bit drunky-drunky-poos on the old Spanish wappy juice as gravity played a nasty trick on him putting him on his arse while dumping said Wappy Juice all over poor Jesus' head.

Euro 2012: Portugal 2-1 Netherlands: Dutch Dissolve As Rampant Ronaldo Hits Stride (Photos & Highlights)

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By Chris Wright

"Everybody do the Duck Walk!"

Well, that's Bert van Marwijk out of a job then. Ten early minutes of masterful control culminated in a fantastic Rafael van der Vaart curler from the edge of the area to put Holland within one goal of the winning margin required to stand a chance of making it out of Group B alive, but a Dutch side top-heavy with at least one too many squabbling, diva-ish malcontents soon reverted to type gradually dissolving into a fine mist while allowing Cristiano Ronaldo to step into the breach, get his arse in gear and finally put in a shift befitting his imperious domestic season.

Sweden Squad Use Johan Wiland’s Bare Backside For Target Practice (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which, as punishment for finishing rank last in a keepy-uppy challenge, Sweden's reserve 'keeper Johan Wiland is instructed to expose his arse to the elements while assistant coach Marcus Allback and several of his squadmates pelt shots at his crevice.

Sweden keeper Johan Wiland enjoys a game of ‘red arse’ with his team-mates

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You might think that all the, erm, joys of amateur football have left the pros by the team they reach international level. Not so in the Sweden camp, where yesterday's training session was rounded off with a game of 'red arse'. Backup keeper Johan Wiland lost a game of keepy-uppies between the players who didn't [.

VIDEO: Evra Wipes Backside With France Shirt

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Patrice Evra's popularity in France has sunk either further after he was caught on camera wiping his arse with Mathieu Valbuena's shirt.

Paris magazine, Le 10 Sport, said: "It was disgusting! But this gesture shows above all a real lack of respect towards the blue of France and all that it stands for.

Stop-Motion Animation Explains Just How Greece Managed To Win Euro 2004 (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Turns out it wasn't a kebab skewer up the arse after all...

Via Unibet

‘Forever In A Day’ – Didier Drogba Appears In Ex-Porn Star Julia Channel’s Music Video (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

‘Forever In A Day’ – Didier Drogba Appears In Ex-Porn Star Julia Channel’s Music Video (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

Tottenham Hotspur

A bump in the road and wake up call maybe for Robbie?

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I have written a post that went out a few hours ago stating that last night was the kick up the arse that Chelsea needed ahead of two big cup finals coming up because being honest, and I am sure I am not the only Chelsea fan in doing so, I got a little bit ahead of myself with our recent success in big games.

Last night was the kick up the arse Chelsea needed!

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You can't blame us for getting ahead of ourselves or going over the top in recent weeks could you?. Beating Spurs at Wembley 5-1, Beating Barcelona over two legs with as you know, the second coming from TWO GOALS DOWN with just TEN MEN and then beating QPR 6-1 last weekend, it would be impossible for anyone to not get carried away!

The Rest

Napoli Players Advised To Avoid Injuries By Practising Abstinence

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Image: Getty Images/Zimbio. Kickettes, please enjoy this tale of a smart person talking out of his arse who we predict will live to regret it: "Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations," Professor Alfonso De Nicola told Corriere del Mezzogiorno.

‘South Koreans Are Mentally Handicapped Retards’ – Swiss Olympic Footballer Expelled For Racist Tweet

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By Chris Wright

The Swiss Olympic Football side's very own Travis Bickle, one Michel Morganella, has been banished from the competition for sending an angry Tweet after his country were beaten 2-1 by South Korea on Sunday in which he referred to the entire South Korean nation as a bunch of 'mentally handicapped retards' that he'd like to 'beat up'.

Good Things Come To Those Kuwait: Fawaz Al-Hasawi Completes Nott’m Forest Takeover

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By Chris Wright

On Tuesday evening, after a good few months of tortuous legal faffing, Kuwaiti businessblokes Fawaz, Abdulaziz and Omar Al-Hasawi finalised their takeover of Nottingham Forest after agreeing terms to buy late chairman Nigel Doughty's controlling stake in the club.

Euro 2012: Spain 4-0 Republic Of Ireland

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Like they needed the help. Spain were only ever going to be denied victory over Ireland by the sort of rearguard action Giovanni Trapattoni's men produced in the qualifying group game against Russia in Moscow. But whereas in Moscow the ball usually ended up rebounding off centre-back Richard Dunne's arse, in Poznan, centre-back Sean St.

Breaking – Hodgson’s Shoddy Rio Excuse

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Following Holland's defeat to Denmark, an interview with Roy Hodgson was showing on BBC1 with him trying to explain the reasons behind leaving Rio out of his squad.

"No, I don't think it's surprised me," he said. "It's just a pit that the real story behind it hasn't been told. I picked twenty three players and left Rio out.

Patrice Evra Uses Mathieu Valbuena’s Shirt As Toilet Paper

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This is not quite friendly. Or perhaps a bit too friendly. It's actually quite disgusting, really, and there's no explanation needed.

The guess is that he's playing a trick on Mathieu Valbuena, who was to earn the prize of having to wear the shirt. Not quite sure double-checking for effectively transferring the smell of one's arse is necessary, however.

Get Your Arse to the Jelly Tonight!

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If you are one of the several thousand season ticket holders and waiting list "holders" that did not purchase tickets to the Reserve Team games, get your arse down to the Jelly tonight for the 7:30 pm match vs. LA Galaxy Reserves. If you're still holding on to anger from Wednesday night, let it go and know that many of the guys playing tonight were not on the pitch Wednesday night.