BESOS! Check out Argentinean club's Velez Sarsfield's new jersey... which has kisses imprinted all over it! Interestingly, there is a cool concept behind this. To celebrate their love for the club, Velez fans were invited to kiss the jersey and have it published as part of the "My Love For Velez" campaign.

On Tuesday, Carlos Tevez issued an apology to Manchester City Football Club. Despite this apparent show of remorse, Roberto Mancini should refrain from using the Argentinean striker regularly. Even though City are currently in need of a few more...
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The life of a professional footballer can't be easy: they have to deal with pressure on the pitch, constant media scrutiny, and the fear that their webcam masturbation videos could be made public at any moment.

Milan striker Maxi Lopez appears to be the latest footballer to pull a Ronaldinho, as the interwebs are awash with pictures that seem to depict the Argentinean putting on a clothes-less webcam show.

It's Milan Derby weekend and if you're all like "Snoozefest time!"... STEP ASIDE, per favore! It's not about the derby but rather the culture surrounding it. All the Uncle Giovannis who are preparing their premium Neapolitan pasta sauces at this very moment will only serve it at 8pm tomorrow because that's how the Italianos roll!

There are many critics who love bickering about the downward spiral of Italian football but at least they have the equivalent of a glamorous Oscar night! Finally, Zlatan Ibrahimovic silenced his entire phone-book of haters last night and won the title of Serie A's 'Best Player in 2011′ while Edison Cavani's Udinese were announced 'Best Club'.

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club your weekly special on the best comedy sketch show from Spain! This week, watch as Mourinho instructs Pepe on how to make a correct 'Live TV' apology. It's a little stab at last week's Leo Messi hand-stepping saga which was followed by an emotionless apology from the defender.

Liverpool is expected to fight it out over midfielder Lucas Biglia, after reports in Belgium claimed that Anderlecht are ready to sell the star.
According to TalkSport, reports in Belgian publication La Derniere Heure claim that the club is willing to listen to offers for the 26 year-old, who has been linked with a move to the Premier League for a number of weeks.

Newcastle defender Fabricio Coloccini has dismissed suggestions he is set to leave Newcastle in the January transfer window. Coloccini has been linked with Liverpool club many times over the last few months, but whether Liverpool actually needs defensive cover at the moment is arguable.The Argentinean is aware of Liverpool's alleged interest, but insists he's not thinking about a move:"One of the

Goals:
Simpson 28'
Bellamy 30'
Gerrard 45' (pen)
Shelvey 68'
Carroll 89'
Downing 90+4'
It should be illegal to complain when Liverpool score five, including firsts for Shelvey and Downing and a cameo from Carroll off the bench, no matter the opposition or merits of overall performance.

Real Madrid 4 Athletic Bilbao 1

Welcome to La Liga Lunes! As you may know, Mourinho's formidable Los Blancos defeated Bilbao 4-1 last night, despite Llorente's opening goal in the 13th minute. Unfortunately, the Portuguese was also at the receiving end of jeers from the Madridista crowd, who were allegedly annoyed that he wasn't able to pin down Barcelona earlier in the week.

Carlos Tevez's patched up relation with Manchester City is in tatters again after it emerged that Roberto Mancini had only allowed him back to the club in order to enter him at Crufts. The Argentine's inflammatory accusation that Roberto Mancini treated him "like a dog" took a new twist today as it emerged that the [.

Having a 10 points lead over their fierce rival, Barcelona at the top of La Liga apparently still isn't comforting enough for Real Madrid's striker, Gonzalo Higuain, who warned his teammates not to let down their guard in the remaining matches.

Higuain believes that with still around 14 to 15 matches left, there's enough chance for El Barco to catch Madrid, especially should the capital side slipped their way in the next few games.

Barcelona might still be behind Real Madrid in the league table but they are still continuously showing some quality performances on the pitch as it was once again shown on Saturday when they defeated Sporting Gijon 3-1 despite already going a man down.

Gerard Pique's sending off looked to cause problem for the Catalan giant but goals from Seydou Keita and Xavi in the last few minutes simply ended Gijon's brave effort at Camp Nou.

Be careful Kaka, any moment now and an angel might just descend from the heavens above! Just kidding, of course, but just when critics started dismissing the Brazilian as going "way past his shelf life" (RUDE!), he proved just why he was 2007′s answer to the FIFA Player of the Year.

Every Wednesday, we bring you the wacky and offbeat side of football! This week, read about Sergio Ramos's special flamenco duet, Franck Ribery's tropical boxer shorts, Irina hanging out with Ronaldo's son and return of The WAGs at Euro 2012.

Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos grew up in Seville, so understandably, he has tremendous affection for flamenco music and dance!

Controversy brewed in the Argentinean Primera Division this weekend when Colon were awarded a highly dubious goal when visiting San Lorenzo.

The Colon penetration (sorry) occurred in the 68th minute, when the linesman flagged for offside. Colon's Federico Higuain whipped in a cross regardless, which Ariel Garce harmlessly tapped into the net, assuming play had stopped.

Damn son. 57 years.13 Seasons.231 goals.For 57 years, Cesar Rodriguez's 231 goal total for Barcelona stood unassailed. It was 13 years in the making. From 1942-1955, Cesar terrorized the Spanish first division on his way to becoming Barca's most prolific scorer.49 years later, Barcelona embarked on a new climb.

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club! They've outdone themselves again this week with an all-familiar parody that surely isn't far from the truth. After Madrid's weekend draw against Malaga, Cristiano tries to tell himself that "eight points" (which has, of course, been cut to six) is nothing to worry about.

After their 2-0 "mulling" in the hands of Newcastle last night, it would be fashionable to mock Liverpool today. But the only thing we're laughing about is the way Jonás Gutiérrez is hugging Andy Caroll in that photo above.

Romario sets up a vastly inferior Argentinean in a 2011 charity match

Brazilian legend Romario has never been short on self confidence, and with a illustrious 24-year career that saw him win a World Cup and numerous domestic titles, he has every reason to feel good about himself.

Yet the 46-year-old, now a member of Brazilian congress, has anointed himself into the Holy Triumvirate of the best three players of all time, ranking himself above a certain Lionel Messi.

Derby day is finally here, this weekend by far has been the blah-est of the season. After watching the Stoke vs. Arsenal game I felt watching ten golf was a better option. Then I saw this 50 yard screamer by Mr. I won't shake your hand and the following day a saw a lady boy come back to form. These were supposed to be good footballing moments for the neutral but not for me.

We told you a few weeks ago that Lionel Messi is expecting a son with his girlfriend, Antonella Roccuzzo. On Saturday, the Argentinean confirmed the reports and celebrated his goal against Ecuador by placing the "ball under the jersey" the customary Latin American "Mi hijo está llegando¡" move.