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OMFG I'm a prophet

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 20 November @ 03:42 PM EST
Earlier today, me, narcissistically posting in Pitch Invasion's Sweeper, which was awesome enough to link to me three times, and oh, yeah, had a bit about the depressing match fixing revelations coming out of Europe:
Anyway, Declan Hill is working on his "told you so" blog entry right now.
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What a terrible Garber interview by Grant Wahl

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 19 November @ 07:10 PM EST
How is this guy one of the best regarded soccer writers in America? He's sure as hell not a good interviewer:
SI.com: Without being too self-conscious about it, I wanted to ask you what you thought of my book, The Beckham Experiment?

I mean, honestly. And check out the picture Wahl posted on twitter:
Does Wahl not look creepy as fuck, and does Don Garber not look as though he's contemplating calling the police? Click to continue reading...

Most Expensive Team vs. Least Expensive Team in MLS Cup Final

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 17 November @ 09:43 PM EST
In case anyone else didn't notice, we've got the most expensive team in MLS going up against the least expensive team in MLS in the Cup final this weekend. From one of my posts earlier in the year on team wage bills:
1. LA $9.4 million
15. RSL $1.86 million

Of course that's with designated player salaries. Click to continue reading...

Now THAT was a conference final

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 15 November @ 09:25 AM EST
Wow, what a game last night. Yes, I said I wouldn't watch. And I won't lie, part of the reason it's so good is that the team I wanted to win did. It's all gone bad for Chicago - their "most talented team in MLS" has come up short yet again, with the final blow delivered by a local kid.
So now we have an all-west MLS final (LA-Salt Lake), much like last year where we had an all-east final (New York-Columbus). Click to continue reading...

Uh, guys? Don't you think they're gaining kind of fast?

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 30 September @ 09:13 PM EST
That bit about Dallas not having a chance at the playoffs? Over. 3 more wins and they've got a shot. More than a shot. And with those games being San Jose, Colorado, and us, yeah, it's doable.
This is getting *far* too interesting for my liking. Click to continue reading...

I had no idea this existed

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 29 September @ 09:18 AM EST
Mouthpiece Sports:
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Sigh . . . I don't even want to write about this

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 27 September @ 09:31 AM EST
Anyway, next year's home openers are out, and for the third year in a row, Toronto gets to go down to Columbus. And it's a big deal, because Toronto fans don't want to go, and the Crew fans don't want them there and Columbus is great and all but really it sucks and we're not rivals anyway but your front office wants us to play you and it's this bizarre dance of teacher teacher she touched me first, no, she did she did. Click to continue reading...

OMG BOB WTF?

The Fake Sigi Schmid Blog 10 September @ 12:35 PM EST
In all seriousness, what the hell are you trying to do? That "win" against Trinidad & Tobago last night was the stuff of nightmares. And not normal nightmares where you're falling or you're being chased by a knife-wielding Jay Heaps in a Chivas mask. We're talking far worse.
I mean, my god, I turn on the TV and it's like your old Metrostars team has somehow found itself in a CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying Hexagonal. Click to continue reading...