By Ollie Irish
Alejandro M
Good spot, Alejandro. Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Send it to
ollie@anorak.co.uk
By Ollie Irish
Basque artist Dario Urzay designed this eyepopping shirt to mark Athletic Bilbao's centenary
they only wore it in a short UEFA Cup campaign in 2004. Thank God for small mercies. The shirt is
supposed to evoke a blood splatter, but it looks more like an explosion in a strawberry jam
factory.
By Ollie Irish
Basque artist Dario Urzay designed this eyepopping shirt to mark Athletic Bilbao's centenary
they only wore it in a short UEFA Cup campaign in 2004. The shirt is supposed to evoke a blood
splatter, but it looks more like an explosion in a strawberry jam factory.
By Ollie Irish
One is a superhuman with amazing reflexes... you see where this is going, so I'll stop now.
Coachie Ballgames
Got a Shit Lookalike for us? Send it to ollie@anorak.co.uk
By Chris Wright
One's a heartless thug that would sooner kill you than look at you, the other was played by John
Travolta in Pulp Fiction.
In all fairness, this should technically be classed as a 'Shit Hairalike'.
L'il ol' me! (during Argentina's 4-1 pasting of Spain last night)
Got a Shit Lookalike for us?
By Ollie Irish
Ubietz888
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By Ollie Irish
Perrotta is a World Cup-winning Italian midfielder who was born in
Ashton-under-Lyne, of all places. He currently plays for AS Roma.
Quinto is a hipster actor, most famous for his ridiculous eyebrows. Oh, and
roles as Sylar (the arch villain in TV series 'Heroes') and Spock (in the franchise reboot of 'Star
Trek').
By Ollie Irish
Ben Arfa is a mercurial French footballer who plays for Newcastle. He looks
brilliant but will turn out to be a bust.
Robert is a mercurial French footballer who played for Newcastle. He looked
brilliant but turned out to be a bust.
By Ollie Irish
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My Favourite Footballer.
By Ollie Irish
Shit? Yes, wonderfully so. And it's not easy to find decent pics of Pulis with his cap off.
Philip Harris
Spotted a really unconvincing lookalike in the football world? Then send it to
ollie@anorak.
By Ollie Irish
When this lookalike occurred to me, whilst researching a photo essay on the young Platini, I
thought 'Hell yes Irish, you've cracked it! Platini looks exactly like Massa!' It turns
out they don't look quite so similar, which actually makes it a more authentic Shit Lookalike, but
also casts some doubt on my visual memory.
By Ollie Irish
You may recognise Mekhi Phifer from such movies as '8 Mile' and 'Clockers', and as Dr Greg
Pratt in 'ER'.
Benjamin Coleman
Good spot, Benji.
Send your Shit Lookalikes to ollie@anorak.co.uk
By Ollie Irish
You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?
Send your Shit Lookalikes – no matter how bad – to ollie@anorak.co.uk
Madsen takes on Wimbledon hardman/shit actor Vinnie Jones:
By Ollie Irish
Well played young man. That was proper foot-ball, mmm
Ten of the best football posts I saw elsewhere this week:
1. Diary of a pro footballer: Secrets of the dressing room, by Rohan Ricketts Sabotage Times
2. The Joy of Six: Great players who were never capped for their country Guardian Sport
3.
By Ollie Irish
Heskey is a striker of sorts. If you say his name five times he may sign for
your club.
Candyman is a villain of sorts. If you say his name five times, bad things may
happen, possibly involving bees.
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