By Ollie Irish
An early contender for best lookalike of 2010, methinks, and one of my favourites of all time.
Big love to Guy Gorman for sending it in. Torres is indeed the Shadowfax of the Premier League
fleet of foot, noble, flighty, a pure thoroughbred.
He Pingping is from China and is officially the shortest man in the world, at a miniscule 2ft
5in. That's almost four feet shorter than Spurs keeper Heurelho Gomes.
Thanks to Tom P for this brilliant spot. Love it, Tom.
Think you can do shitter? Email your football lookalikes to ollie@anorak.
By Ollie Irish
Many thanks to Mackers for sending this in. A fine spot it's all in the slack mouth.
Got a shitter lookalike for Pies? Email ollie@anorak.co.uk with your
suggestions.
By Ollie Irish
"Do you think if house music was around in the Thirties, World War II would have even
happened?"
One is a camp European with massive, horselike teeth. The other is... Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Ah-ha! You see what I did there? I subverted an old joke structure, to little effect.
By Ollie Irish
Nice harmonica, Darth
This is VERY shit, isn't it? That's why I like it so much.
Spotted by me, whilst checking out pics of Bristol City's 1-1 draw with Cardiff in the FA Cup
last night.
Think you can do shitter?
By Ollie Irish
Johnny: "Yeah! Okay Nando, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!"
Nando: "Ees okay Johnny Rafa already taught me how to do that."
Hearty thanks to Nef for the suggestion. That's the second first-class Torres lookalike in one
week (even if Shadowfax still rules in my book).
By Ollie Irish
"I would do anything... to be Alex Ferguson's friend."
Thanks to Gary Andrews (host of the excellent Twofootedtackle podcast) for the tip.
Got a Shit Lookalike for us? Email your tips to ollie@anorak.co.uk
By Ollie Irish
Aw, men with ginger beards. They'll never find love. Except... Xabi seems to be one of the most
fancied men in football. Ask the Kickette girls they'll tell you. Ginger cats, though people love
ginger cats. My family had a ginger cat one.
