Left-wing is a position we are going to have to address in the very near future. I don't know how
many years King Harry has left in him, but I'm gonna guess about two and he'll become more and more
of a squad player as his time comes to a close. We have Ryan Babel to play over there, but in
truth, he's more of a straight attacker than a proper winger.
Her Majesty, the Queen, has been having a bash at Yuletide messages for over a half a century now
and they are still tediously unwatchable to all but those who pen letters to the Daily
Telegraph or get uppity over stories about local councils banning Christmas decorations.
However, this should give hope to Levante manager, Giani de Biasi, who attempted his own annual
message of joy and inspiration to his constituents - and failed spectacularly.
