SOS - the embarrassing and xenophobic Liverpool FC 'fan' group that shamelessly uses Bill Shankly's name to legitimise their thuggish agenda - has hatched a dubious plan to physically restrain Tom Hicks and George Gillett from entering Anfield on their next visit. Perhaps now, Liverpool fans will finally wake up and realise that SOS is doing nothing but damage to the public image of the club and its fans?

Someone needs to alert the authorities because this guy isn't kidding. When he says "make us forgive you," I don't think he means "bake us some cookies." He means "come 'ere so I can put you in my wood chipper."

The banner below him, welcoming Becks back to LA for his first home match with the Galaxy in the friendly against AC Milan, reads: "GO HOME FRAUD".

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Alright, so the angry Hitler videos are totally played out, but this was still funny. Hitler as a Millwall fan and the one who planned the violence on Tuesday? Sounds about right.

Apparently Barry Moat tabled an £80m bid for Newcastle United on Friday and Mike Ashley had to be saved from angry fans by stewards during the away match to Scunny. Divven get too excited though - it's News of the World time again. First, Barry Moat's bid. Sport of the World has apparently 'learned' that Barry Moat [.

Things go from bad to worse to unbelievably awful!

Norwich slumped to a huge defeat as Bryan Gunn's Championship return bid began in utterly disastrous fashion.
Keeper Michael Theoklitos missed his punch to hand Kevin Lisbie Colchester's first, and Clive Platt finished into an unguarded net three minutes later.

Liverpool's new shirt sponsorship deal with Standard Chartered is undoubtedly a major coup.
Few clubs could attract such a lucrative agreement, especially considering the recent economic downturn.
It highlights that after years of underachievement Liverpool now possess a commercial team capable of ensuring that off the pitch the club realises its potential.

TOR CHITTINAND
Chonburi FC have been ordered to play their final home game of the season at a neutral ground after crowd trouble in the Thai Premier League this week.
Second-placed Chonburi drew 2-2 with relegation strugglers Chula United at Sirindhorn stadium on Wednesday.
Their fans were furious that referee Chaovalit Sananwai disallowed a goal for off-side, a move that dented Chonburi's chance of winning the title.

Despite relegation to League One, Norwich City fans have tried to stay positive holding onto the hope that they would make easy work of the lower division and quickly won promotion back to the Championship.

Before their first game of the new season yesterday, at home against Colchester, Norwich striker Grant Holt even came out and said his side should be considered favorites to win League One outright.

Man United defender Gary Neville has been quoted by The Sun as saying that the crowd trouble at Barnsley was blown out of proportion because Man United were involved.
United won 2-0 down at Oakwell but the game was marred by three Barnsley supporters running onto the pitch and other supporters ransacking the food kiosks.

Hough writes:

In 1996 I was in high school and visiting a friends brother with my friend in Dallas. We talked him into taking us to a Burn game, They were playing whoever Valeroma (sp?, guy with giant blonde fro) played for. I wasn't sure what to expect having only been to NFL, NBA and MLB games before.

There is a terrible illness that is spreading all over the world and it is not the swine flu. The disease is called the Grass is Always Greener. Fans, players, writers, and club officials all suffer from the terrible plague. Pretty soon it will obliterate every solid coach on the market not named Fergie.

South Africa-based duo Greg Etafia and Idah Peterside narrowly escaped serious head injuries when the Super Eagles bus was stoned by angry fans after what has been generally seen another unconvincing performance.
The Super Eagles eked out a barely-deserved 1-0 win over Mozambique with a goal deep in stoppage time by Obinna Nsofor.