FistedAway can today exclusively bring you details of a memo discarder by Swindon Town's PR department, which was exclusively found after exclusively rummaging through the (exclusive) bins outside the County Ground.

The document, from interim Chairman Jeremy Wray, sets out the useful phrases which may be used by any staff members 'put on the spot' by journalists asking difficult questions about new manager Paolo Di Canio's well-publicised political views:

• "Look, not everyone agrees with Paolo's methods.