A trip to the English Championship for our latest Fail File, Kickettes. Please leave your golf
clubs at the door and follow us. Refreshments will be provided during the interval.
NAME OF APPLICANT: Craig Bellamy
POSITION/CLUB: Striker, Cardiff City FC (on loan)
BUSINESS UNDERTAKEN: Anger Management
CITED EVIDENCE: Photo (above)
KICKETTE VERDICT: Well, we're not qualified readers of body language (to be fair,
most of us in the Kickette office are barely qualified to travel unaccompanied to work), but from
this photo we are able to deduce that Craig may still have some difficulty in dealing with his
legendary anger in a positive way.
Take Gat If ever there was an advert for anger management Gennaro Gattuso was it. You can always
trust Wikipedia to provide you with up to date, factual information on pretty much anything. This
is the Italian's Wikipedia page minutes after his 'roid rage, last night.
