With half of England's front line crocked, who can step into the breach?
Featuring Mark Hughes, Paul Ince, Andrew Cole, Dwight Yorke, Paul Scholes and Dimitar
Berbatov.
Andrew Cole gets my vote. Amazing goal!
With Cristiano Ronaldo adding the FIFA World Player of the Year award to the billions of other
prizes he's won lately, we thought we'd try and link the disturbingly orange Portuguese winger to
the first winner of FIFA's ultimate accolade, Lothar Matthaeus. Impossible? Not on this
website...
Cristiano Ronaldo
Currently the best player on the planet according to FIFA (and when have we ever doubted their
judgement), the former Sporting Lisbon star has already achieved so much in the first 23 years of
his life.
Why did Eric Cantona start wearing his collar up? Which player got so drunk after a
title-winning party he wet himself in a taxi? Why did Andrew Cole and Teddy Sheringham fall out?
And which international star burnt his wedding tackle on a scalding hot tea urn?
Glory Glory!
