Yo no conocía a esta supuesta actriz(porno) Natalia Zeta , pero desde el sábado pasado un fotógrafo alemán la inmortalizo a ella y a sus amigas que festejaron en grande el triunfo del Barcelona en el Santiago Bernabeu, si ya se que solo lo hicieron por publicidad, pero que importa,vaya pues que dale clic aquí para ver las fotos completas NSFW.

There were once a bunch of douchebags who were openly laughing at Puyolita at a dingy pub we went to. One our amigas couldn't help it so she yelled : "He's a Spanish and European champion. Are you?!!!!" We left early that night.

Anyway, Goldilocks is so important to the club that Xavi wants him to put pen to paper now and renew his contract!

They may be lying in 17th place in the Apertura standings but River Plate's new museum in Buenos Aires is muy impresionante! Amigas, even George Lucas would be proud. It's like walking into the set of a sci-fi flick, except the only overweight Jedi available to welcome you would be Cristian Fabbiani.

My my, The Figos look absolutely perfeito in that photo snapped in Paris last week! In many ways, it's good that the Portuguese midfielder decided to retire from football completely... He could teach dear Guti below a thing or two about wearing proper pants.

Yes, that's Greaseano heading to Paris Hilton's house... the mother of Herpes! He wants to know what she thinks about Real Madrid because give her five minutes and she will be able to dissect the transfer market in numbers for us all. You'd be floored by Paris's brain!

There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He's 23 – she's 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker "the evil matchmaker" Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.

If you can skydive mid-air during a match, then you deserve a special pat on the back from the world's futbolitas. Arshavin is a fine example of a man you'd like to offer a poisonous periwinkle to only to feel bad that he's giving you his best Cat Eye imitation, so you quickly offer him Kellogg's Froot Loops instead.

It's our 1000th post and it's time to celebrate, Raver Ramos style!!! We'd like to take this chance to thank all of you for visiting, referring us in your blogs, twitter and sites and telling all your lindo amigos and amigas about Futbolita. If it weren't for you, we'd probably be with Grandma Juande and Nereida's cat.

So apparently, Riquelme says that his teammate, Martin Palermo's mask-wearing antics has helped him to score more goals at Boca's training sessions. He wants him to wear it for the game so that they can 'score more goals together'. Kkkkk...

Anyway, he also added that Boca must be careful in the Superclasico against River this weekend or risk "paying dearly".

Primero dijo que ya no queria jugar y que no le interesaba las ofertas que tenia en el exterior... SEIS dias despues de que anuncio su "retiro" del futbol para poder dedicarse a jugar poker profesional, Christian Vieri sale con la noticia que a firmado un pre-contrato con el Botafogo de Brasil y lo unico que falta es pasar un examen medico para ser oficialmente presentado.

Primero dijo que ya no queria jugar y que no le interesaba las ofertas que tenia en el exterior... SEIS dias despues que anuncio su "retiro" del futbol para poder dedicarse a jugar poker profesional, Christian Vieri sale con la noticia que a firmado un pre-contrato con el Botafogo de Brasil y lo unico que falta es pasar un examen medico para ser oficialmente presentado.

There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He's 23 – she's 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker "the evil matchmaker" Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.