1. Eddie Johnson will not make the bench.
2. Second-tier leagues are their own worst enemies and will always implode.
3. Freddy Adu will be passed around Europe like a joint at a Phish show.
4. DaMarcus Beasley will be injured regularly as long as he stays with Rangers.
5.
I meant to link to this the other day but was too busy being infectiously ill to do: ESPN The
Magazine's cautionary tale of Americans Outsourced To Europe™ written by Luke Cyphers and
starring Run DMB and Mo Edu. Aptly titled "Be Careful What You Wish For" it's good, insightful
stuff about the trials and tribulations of being a player/playa abroad and how things can go from
classy to ashy real quick.
Jermaine Jones hasn't even suited up for the U.S. yet but for some he has already arrived; he's now
got a mixtape out entitled "Jermaine Jones: The New American Destroyer" by GAGNEnBRIERE. It may be
a little premature since he hasn't even been called up yet but if we're all being honest with
ourselves this is probably the most footage the majority of us have seen of him actually playing.
