In honor of Fabian Johnson's and Joe Corona's call-ups to the U.S. and Mexico, we present to you
ten other players with ties the Americans could have exploited to get them in the red, white and
blue.
Welcome aboard, son.1.
Pedro – Is probably not the same person as Pedro Rodriguez, 57, of
Midland, Texas, but how is FIFA supposed to know that?
In honor of Fabian Johnson's and Joe Corona's call-ups to the U.S. and Mexico, we present to you
ten other players with ties the Americans could have exploited to get them in the red, white and
blue.
Welcome aboard, son.1.
Pedro – Is probably not the same person as Pedro Rodriguez, 57, of
Midland, Texas, but how is FIFA supposed to know that?
Why David Brent still rules at City and Szczesny has solved Arsenal's keeper
crisis
David Brent continues to stalk the executive suite at Manchester City. His alter ego Garry
Cook greeted Samir Nasri with an ‘urban' palm clench. "How are ya, brother" Cook said, in one of
those classic YouTube moments.
Abhinav's Note: Now that he's done with watching all the Shannon Tweed
movies (erm... you know which ones) there ever existed, the Cynical Jerk is back to doing what he
does best weekly round-ups. So here he is, with the 'High Fives' section this time around.
Okay, let's not dwell much on the age-old discussion of why I always write a note in my own
posts.
Abhinav's Note: Now that he's done with watching all the Shannon Tweed
movies (erm... you know which ones) there ever existed, the Cynical Jerk is back to doing what he
does best weekly round-ups. So here he is, with the 'High Fives' section this time around.
Okay, let's not dwell much on the age-old discussion of why I always write a note in my own
posts.
Immobile and lacking flexibilty. Like TFC's defence.
It's late (eff you Pacific Time Zone... you too Sir Sanford Fleming). We thus forgo the usual
pre-amble to instead offer this tome in the style of Seattle poem "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by one
K. Cobain.
Tune into Gol, it's time for RedsWe need a win, let's not pretendSeattle's hard and self-assuredLet's break a leg, oops - dirty word Total, Total, Total, Total FootballTotal, Total, Total Without Zakuani, they're less dangerousAron Winter, entertain usTime for kick-off, Qwest's raucousAron Winter, entertain us!
I know... rubbing oil in the woundsOn the same night that saw Real Salt Lake trying to become the 2010/2011 CONCACAF Champions
League Winners; the quest for a berth in the 2011/2012 version began for Toronto FC in Edmonton.
Yes, The Nutrilite Canadian Championship aka "The NutCan" is back - now with 50% more knockout
action!
"Would you believe it? Would you believe it? WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?"
- Andy Gray or Navjot Sidhu, whoever does it for you.
No this isn't because the scouse get to be represented again. Nor does it have anything to with
Joey Barton thrashing Gareth Barry with his verbal Basebats.
"Would you believe it? Would you believe it? WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?"
- Andy Gray or Navjot Sidhu, whoever does it for you.
No this isn't because the scouse get to be represented again. Nor does it have anything to with
Joey Barton thrashing Gareth Barry with his verbal Basebats.
Proof-Jason Davis
Somewhat unintentionally, Jared and I turned Episode 61 into a Twitteriffic show. The microblogging
service popped up several times throughout the week, leading to a theme we couldn't get away
from.
We start, however, by meeting Jared's alter ego, Reginald Merriweather.
