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Warning: contains dead bodies, mild peril, partial nudity, swearing, irony and occasional
violence. "West Ham are in dire straits," said Billy the Dog, as I approached the allotment and
offered him a pint of sweet sherry. "That Mark Knoffler has lost it, the new glacier tax is
hitting them hard, and their bid to host the [.
Well, hi-de-diddley-do there. Phil's doing exams, so I'm doing the predictions and stuff.
Right, of we go... High-flying Everton travel to the Emirates aiming to continue their fantastic
run in the league. (How am I doing so far?) The Gunners dropped out of the title race when they
slumped to a 3-0 home defeat to leaders Chelsea [.
Billy the Dog was not quite in the best of moods or the finest of fettle when I met him on the
allotment to discuss the game against the almighty Notlob in the Land of the Fabled Beast. I
started by asking the question everyone asks, "Is there life in Bolton?" "It doesn't really
matter," he replied [.
Special advanced notice: although much of the commentary consists of mindless gibberish there is a
bit of serious stuff part way through, which is all true. You have to guess which bit it is. Part
the First: The Evil Empire Bolton Wanderers, known as Notlob, make the Evil Empire look like a
troupe of ballet dancers performing [.
Today's game is in the FA Cup, or Facup as it is known in the Latin tongue which still dominates
the region where Stoke play. As with all nouns in Latin the word "facup" can be conjugated and
it is vital to be able to do this properly if wishing to discourse with the locals [...]
I have been interested of late at the way the Anti-Arsenal brigade has been developing its tactics.
In the olden days (ie last year) they would mostly spend their time saying that our players were
all leaving just like Flamini and Hleb before them. Cesc was going to Barca and the world would
end. Now the reason [.
