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In a tearful and emotional statement, Billy The Dog McGraw, landlord of the Toppled Bollard, just
off Gillespie Road, today denied that he had had any close or passionate relationship with golf
master Tiger Woods. "It is stupid to suggest I could do such a thing," said Billy over a pint of
vodka. "Do I look [.
By Billy the Dog McGraw, Enfield Allotments, Middlesex. I have rarely seen my old mate Tony Attwood
as close to tears as he was when he approached me this morning on the allotment. I was just
nattering to that Dennis Bergkamp who grows carrots next to my plot, when Tony rushed up. "They're
all arguing with each [.
