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Inside Reading: The US Open Cup road trip

The Philly Soccer Page 31 May @ 11:30 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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(Editor's Note: This is the second in a series of posts in which Reading United and Villanova defender Kyle McCarthy gives an inside look at what life is really like playing for one of the top Premier Development League teams in the country.)

Hello again! It's been a long week since my last post, with the highlight being a trip to the beautiful Blackbauld Stadium for our U.

Messi’s 73rd Goal Helps Barca to Copa del Rey

Dirty Tackle 25 May @ 06:40 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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In what will be remembered as Pep Guardiola's final match with Barcelona (for now) Lionel Messi sandwiched his astounding 73 goal of the season inbetween two Pedro strikes, all within the first 25 minutes, to lead Barcelona to the Copa del Rey title over Athletic Bilbao.

Messi's right-footed roof job (full highlights above) rounded his out of league goal total up to 23 for the year, which would be considered a spectacular haul for anyone over the course of an entire league season, let alone just in tournaments outside of league play.

The Great Dave Richards Rant

The Offside 15 March @ 02:48 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The head of the Premiership, Dave Richards (Sir, if you're into that sort of thing), had everyone of his colleagues backing away slowly, waving their hands while embarrassingly mouthing "I don't know him." with his rant on how the world stole football from England. Or maybe why England is better than everyone else.

Michael Ballack thinks everyone is conspiring against him

Dirty Tackle 12 March @ 02:00 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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At 35 years old, former Germany captain Michael Ballack is nearing the end of a long and very impressive career as a footballer. Yet, instead of admitting that age is catching up to him, as it does everyone, Ballack has decided that his diminishing place as a footballer is due to a series of conspiracies that may or may not involve aliens (OK, he didn't say that.

POTD: Guess the Quote

Euro 2008 on World Cup Blog 07 March @ 09:10 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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"No Andrea, I can't see your brain from here. Or any aliens."

Sam is on Twitter. There aren't any aliens in his ears, either. [read more]

CL Preview: APOEL vs. the Pod People from Lyon

The Offside - Olympique Lyonnais 07 March @ 02:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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If you've ever watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, you'll know why I chose this particular title for today's post. Lyon have one shot to salvage their season, and it's against APOEL. Anything less than a win tells me that Lyon don't even deserve to be in the Champions League. Let's be honest Lyon have been crap since winter break to the point that I don't even recognize them anymore.

Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Freezing My Arse Off Edition

Stumptown Footy 25 February @ 09:45 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Do y'all realize it snowed this morning? Crazy. Actually, as a Minnesota native, I would have preferred snow to 38 degrees and windy rain. But there's soccer to be practiced, and practice to be reported on. That's the sacrifice I make.

It was a closed practice today, so oregonlive's Kip Kesgard and I talked over the news and absences before hanging out in the conference room for an hour.

EPL: Arsenal v Sunderland Highlights

The Soccer Insiders 12 February @ 04:08 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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You have to feel sorry for Sunderland. They suck. They can't seem to buy a string of wins to save their lives. Well, at least we know there are some worse teams out there... Sunderland gets late in the game, leading 1-0 only to have a loss shoved down their throats with a late goal by Aaron Ramsey and a last second one by Henry.

District #9

No Short Corners 05 October @ 08:27 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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No, we won't be discussing fire trucks, school buses or South African aliens today. It's literally the pinnacle of our 4-3-3, the striker. It's also the easiest top choice this side of Tim Howard in our little exercise.This is the most straightforward job description on the field, really. Naturally, our #9 wants to stay in the middle of the field, make the center backs work, drop back to be

Chelsea play Space Invaders

Soccerblog 20 May @ 11:47 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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David Luiz, Branislav Ivanovic, Paulo Ferreira and Nicolas Anelka keep a bunch of aliens at bay.

Episode 109

The Winning Ugly Radio Show 04 March @ 09:37 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Episode 109: "Two Aliens and an A-Hole"
Host: Scott Bornstein
Panel: Sarah Wilson, Brian Bentley, ELAC
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This week on the show, resident diva Sarah Wilson and star of the silver screen Brian Bentley are joined by Around the League star ELAC who makes his show debut.