Gossip Gordon has come out of retirement to address the pressing matters of the transfer market. Gordon knows that half of these rumours are probably made-up by the cleaner at The Sun or, in a bygone era, were probably found out by certain chaps listening in on intimidate phone calls between Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer.

Bored, bored, bored, bloody bored. Anyone else bored of the transfer window?

I don't care if Fabregas joins Barcelona any more, I used to care, obviously, I'm an Arsenal fan. I'm not sure how many more images or rumours of Cesc licking his Catalan mates bums I can take, these are only rumours of course, it's what the press do, it's their way of controlling a situation to sell more papers, or to get more hits.