To start this post of crazy stories, click on the picture of a crazy soccer table UF saw on ESPN.
First off, Dirty Tackle has this horribly sad story of Czech player Michal Jezek, who netted an own goal then died of a heart attack. He was married with a 6-month-old daughter.
The next story takes us to Germany where a Schalke midfielder Albert Streit was spit at by fans and his coach sided with the supporters.

Who's your douche-daddy? That's right Albert! Angered that notorious douche-weasel, Jens Lehmann had grabbed all the headlines this week with his shoe throwing incident against Salid Salihovic, Albert Streit decided to take matters in his own hands by getting into a punch up with the non-ghetto Boateng brother, himself a bit of a douche-waffle.

Stuff to read while you wonder just what the hell your teammates are doing...... Should the EPL consider playoffs? (Unprofessional Foul) The fabulous story of adidas & Puma. (ESPN) Darren Fletcher is mistaken for a Red, house is burgled. (The Spoiler) Albert Streit makes new friends at his new club with a brawl.

If you're in the crowd that considers diving the biggest evil in world football, then the video above collects some of the worst offenders ever seen and will probably make you want to put a fist through your computer screen. But if you're in the crowd that finds blatant - and blatantly unconvincing -dives to be [.