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The Pick: I love Kaka. I know he will be way higher on this list by the time his career is over, and I only put him down this low because my formula probably puts too much emphasis on one's career stats, and Kaka's career is far from over.

The Dame of Turin himself, Del Piero played his 445th game for Juventus yesterday but all he got was a lousy shirt. Even Roberto Bettega knew that they printed that out at Uncle Corioni's shop in exchange for Panini stickers!

A few years back there was a real craze for Prostars AKA those little football figures with massive heads.

To cheer us all up after Sunday, I've rounded up ten figures of former Spurs players. Your task is to let us know who's who.

10. An Easy One To Start You Off

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Well ‘Arry reckons everything is tickety-boo in the Tottenham camp after the Sunday afternoon nightmare. No-one tired, no-one too depressed - just one big, happy, upbeat family. Marvellous. Here at AANP Towers we have been moping around with the air of those who have just had the will to live sucked from their being.

Can you get any closer? Still won't score...

Forget the question of The World's Best Goalkeeper. What about the title of World's Smartest Football Player? Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon is talked about for many reasons, many of them connected to his wonderful ability as a goalkeeper, his outstandingly glamorous girlfriend, his bizarre visual likeness to Al Pacino, or his famous endorsement of Puma goalkeeper gloves.

Oh, and Bono too The now ex-FC Twente manager Steve McClaren ensured his team wrapped up the Dutch title successfully with a superb, moving motivational team-talk. But rather than amuse his players with his comedy accent, he decided to let Al Pacino do the talking instead. Showing off his rather nifty video editing skills, the former England [.

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