We might be in trouble. Clint Dempsey is hurt. This could be bad. Very bad. In fact, this is as
close to the worst-case scenario for the USMNT that I can imagine. I've spent all morning watching
sports hype and surfing Al Gore's interwebs.... Read more
On the list of things which require a hoax, you'd think the African Footballer of the Year
shortlist is pretty low.
Unfortunately everything above it has been crossed off with the invention of the internets
(rights reserved by Al Gore), so here we are.
That Player of the Year shortlist posted a few days back?
Aaargh. Snow, Red hot chilli peckers and all.Shit band. All the same euphoric, nostalgic,
nauseating song that Hey Oh. Man Utd fans need to do better than this . Liverpool match called off.
Aaargh. No wait, I hereby summon the the Legendary Black Beast of the castle of Aaaaarrrrrrggghh.
Dammit, you piece of white shit .
By AVI CREDITOR
Another installment of the Atlantic Cup takes place Saturday afternoon, as I-95 rivals D.C.
United and the New York Red Bulls square off at RFK Stadium (4 p.m., Telefutura).
The Red Bulls (4-1-0) stand atop the Eastern Conference standings with 12 points through five
matches, though Columbus is five points off the pace with two matches in hand.
It's actually the FIFA Ballon D'Or Puskas Award, which I suppose makes the acronym FIFABd'OPA.
Doesn't really help, does it? Concision, please.
The people behind the scenes have announced the top 10 goals of 2010, despite the small detail
of 2010 having six weeks yet to run.
As long as I can remember, I've been a sports fan....both active and passive. Growing up outside
of Philadelphia I had plenty to follow even in those days: the Eagles, the Phillies, the A's, the
Warriors. Yeah, I know, I've been around a while. Those other teams, the Sixers and Flyers, didn't
come till later, but I followed them too.
Today's match against Fulham has been postponed due to hazardous traveling conditions. Evidently
there are a few inches of snow in England and the world's about to end. It's far from the only
match called off; Arsenal v Stoke, Birmingham v Newcastle, Wigan v Aston Villa, and tomorrow's
Chelsea v United have also been pushed back.
