A cat-themed team to celebrate last night's pitch invader at Anfield 1. Pussy Whiskerlainen 2.
Kevin Muscat 3. Anton Furdinand 4. Claws Lundekvam 5. Darren Purrse 6. Lee Cattermole 7. Dirk Cat
8. Marouane Felinei 9. Dave Kitten 10. Tabby Agbonlahor 11. Ryo Miaowchi Manager: Kenny Dogleash (a
cat's best friend)
Back in August we tipped Aston Villa's Gabby Agbonlahor as our Funny Feeling Friday and he didn't
disappoint. It was the second game of the Premier League season, Aston Villa were held to a
scoreless draw in their first ... Continue reading →
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That was, I would wager, our most comfortable win of the season bar, perhaps, the Blackburn game
in which we scored 7. Villa came, had a look around, didn't fancy it, and got well and truly
conquered.
I was expecting them to be much more difficult opponents, given the propensity for the withered,
sunburnt testicle to set his team out to spoil and deny the opposition, but, even if those were the
instructions, the Villa players didn't carry them out particularly well.
Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.
Some serious heavyweights have been challenging for the title of Holiest Hip Dip lately. For
example, we have it on good authority** that Micah Richards weighs at least as much as a Smart Car
and could crush a person simply by sitting them.
Anyhoo, enough of our personal fantasies.
