Artículos a destiempo sobre jugadores extraños. Lo hacía un poco por tocar los huevos, aunque últimamente creo que ya ni lo consigo, y son mi marca de fábrica así que ahí va. Gerónimo Barbadillo, el Patrulla. Cromo tirando a icónico por lo suyo en el Perú y el en el Avellino imprevisible de los primeros ochenta.

By Chris Wright

"Who have we got? I just can't look!"

'Der Afro' Paul Breitner has just done the business in Nyon and the draw for the Champions League quarter-finals looks a little like this in fact, it looks exactly like this...

APOEL vs Real Madrid
Marseille vs Bayern Munich
Benfica vs Chelsea (fun fact: Chelsea got Real Madrid in rehearsals)
AC Milan vs Barcelona

The first legs will be played on 27th and 28th March, and the second legs will be played on 3rd and 4th April 2012.

Afro aggro A match in the Belgian league descended into a bit of a girly catfight, complete with hair pulling, last pulling. Lierse and Standard each had a player sent-off, despite red-carded Standard defender Felipe being the victim of the hair attack. Boban Grncarov Lierse's Macedonian defender conceded a free-kick in the Liege [.

Luis Suarez made his Liverpool comeback last night following his eight-match ban during last night's 0-0 draw with Tottenham. You can imagine that the Uruguayan's final instructions before coming on as a substitute probably didn't go: "Barge over the guy with the Afro and then kick someone in the stomach.

Luis Suarez made his Liverpool comeback last night following his eight-match ban during last night's 0-0 draw with Tottenham. You can imagine that the Uruguayan's final instructions before coming on as a substitute probably didn't go: "Barge over the guy with the Afro and then kick someone in the stomach.

By far the best arrival of Transfer Deadline Day was Benoit Assou Ekotto's crazy afro. The Tottenham left-back has ditched his cornrows to rejuvenate his Jackson Five look, and we can only applaud. Excellent work, Benoit.

The news just broke.

Liverpool here I come!

Landon Donovan going on loan to Everton this winter. Precisely what the Toffees need and frankly probably all they could afford. Everton are not awash in cash. There certainly not awash in goals.

The LA Galaxy announced on Thursday that Donovan will venture over to Everton on a two-month loan kicking off on on Jan.

Mike Modano is known for being a talented former NHL star. But since he retired, he's turned weird. Need evidence? Check out Mike Modano as the LMFAO guy picture below.

This Mike Modano picture has him in a tiny speedo and a big afro. Honestly, it's disgusting. I could hardly look at the picture long enough to write this entry.

Brazil nuts over Tevezgate, plus afro KO for Goodman

Alan Brazil's reaction to Tevezgate on Talksport? Easy. The Argentinean was described as "a disgrace" who "should never play in British football again". Alan Brazil's reaction when a caller pointed out that Brazil's own autobiography contains him admitting he once refused to come on as a sub for Tottenham while feuding with his manager?

Everton 2 - 1 West Brom (aet) - Carling Cup.

Well I say nice, it wasn't a classic but always good to progress. Frustrating in parts but with impressive performances from Drenthe, Velios and Fellaini and lovely goals from the Divine Afro and Phil Neville (superstar, got more medals than Steve Gerrard).

Bam! There's another Afro-Germerican™ out there, which now leaves me one man shy of having enough players for a Starting XI (thanks for the tips). His name is Jann George, he's 19 and he scored the other day for Nurnberg's U-23's; I know this because Brian Sciaretta, czar of Americans Outsourced to Europe™ reporting, says so.

Song's noteworthy barnet Arsenal midfielder Alex Song has ditched his distinctive blonde afro to allow him to inconspicuously go about his stamping undetected this season. The Gunners hardman the only Gunners hardman has opted for a gingery orange mohican for the new season. Surprisingly, it does seem to be doing the job so [.

Early Thursday, a couple of reputable Twitter accounts (reputable at least to me) mentioned in passing that this discussed-to-death Neymar to Chelsea move was basically a 'done deal.' Now, as of Friday morning, we're hearing rumbles from those with an ear to the street that this agreement is in jeopardy over the kid's hair.