By Chris Wright

So, as well as Neven Subotic giving Arjen Robben the old 'Keown' treatment after a spaffed penalty, it seems that Bayern Munich 'keeper Manuel Neuer was also subjected to a bit of antagonisation during last night's clash at the Bundesliga summit - finding himself engulfed in a banana blizzard at one point.

1. If OTP didn't know better we'd say that sounded very much like the sound of a squeaky bum emanating from Manchester United's direction. 2. Carlos Tevez is back with a bang. 3. Fergie has tried Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand, Jonny Evans, Phil Jones and Chris Smalling, but it turns out the best protection he [.

It wasn't so much a disappearing act as a gradual folding up as Everton striker Victor Anichebe went over the advertising hoardings during last night's Merseyside derby defeat to the Steven Gerrard XI. The big striker found himself nestled in an Anichebe-sized gap between the hoardings and the Liverpool fans.

It wasn't so much a disappearing act as a gradual folding up as Everton striker Victor Anichebe went over the advertising hoardings during last night's Merseyside derby defeat to the Steven Gerrard XI. The big striker found himself nestled in an Anichebe-sized gap between the hoardings and the Liverpool fans.

Bad news last night at the Newcastle vs Sunderland Reserve team game at St. James' Park, when some Sports Direct advertising hoardings were torn down by Newcastle fans. Newcastle fans with bits of Sports Direct signs On a day when the Newcastle club released stellar financial results, and unveiled the extremely savvy way in which they are running the club financially, this [.

Super Chelse Misfiring striker Fernando Torres is not the only person at Chelsea who isn't doing his job properly at the moment. Somebody managed to spell the club's name incorrectly in an electronic advert. The ad, which was displayed during yesterday's 3-3 draw with Manchester United, invited people to visit chelsefc.

Peter Lovenkrands is a great source of humour. Firstly, he gives you a great laugh anytime he still manages to get into a Premier League starting line-up. Secondly, and not quite as regularly, he cartwheels over advertising hoardings.